Mother came back from Seoul. I greet her at the door and the first thing she says to me is, "Look at my eyes!"
"Err...hello to you too, Mother. What's wrong with your eyes?"
"Eyelid cosmetic surgery!"
"WHAT!? Geez. Let's just get the luggage in."
Stop giving me heart attacks, mother!
"Your aunt wanted you to have this watch."
"Oh, neat! My Fossil watch doesn't tick anymore. This watch will do. The cubic zirconia design is kinda cute."
"By the way, those are real diamonds on there."
"What!?"
"Wear it only for special occasions."
"But it'd be a waste to only wear it so rarely..."
The guilt. QQ. Why can I can never handle gifts well? I feel embarrassed I can't personally accept her gift with two hands.
Edit: Why did Seoul link to ebay. Get out.
"Err...hello to you too, Mother. What's wrong with your eyes?"
"Eyelid cosmetic surgery!"
"WHAT!? Geez. Let's just get the luggage in."
Stop giving me heart attacks, mother!
"Your aunt wanted you to have this watch."
"Oh, neat! My Fossil watch doesn't tick anymore. This watch will do. The cubic zirconia design is kinda cute."
"By the way, those are real diamonds on there."
"What!?"
"Wear it only for special occasions."
"But it'd be a waste to only wear it so rarely..."
The guilt. QQ. Why can I can never handle gifts well? I feel embarrassed I can't personally accept her gift with two hands.
Edit: Why did Seoul link to ebay. Get out.

