[Now Hiring] 3 Writers Needed

Wow, this is interesting. Can't say I was expecting this! Maybe I'll consider....

As for the experience column, would you want experience as a writer? Or do you mean in the lines of experience as a mapler?

Put down everything. Start from the very beginning when you learned your first word and end it with your ambitious drive to go to college to major in the English language. Go through the anguish you had to face as you had to balance commitments to two dreams, one being the highest level player with the highest level DPS in the game and the other being the most academically talented student in your school with the highest GPA and SAT scores in the county. Charm us with your humor, seduce us with love interests, and invigorate us with your dreams and passions. You my friend, aspire to be a maple writer. There is no turning back now.