Halloween plans?

Too old to Trick or Treat, not allowed to scare the piss out of people for candy, and too young to get blackout drunk.

Halloween, pls. Don't do this to me.

Last year my brother (18) and I (24) went trick or treating because our little brother (11) got sick and we thought of going out and getting some candy for him.

First couple of houses we got "Aren't you too old to be trick or treating?", we explained to them how our little bro was sick and we were doing it on his behalf. Out of around 7 houses, none of them believed us. We decided not to give a damn and just answer "You're never too old for free candy." Out of all the houses we went to, only one of them didn't question our age, it was some super old lady that could barely carry the bowl full of candy. She was cool.

Also, at one house, I got a beer. So, free candy and beer, best Halloween ever.