I can't believe this thread still exists.
Alcohol does not make you smarter. Talk to a trashed girl outside a party and she thinks that she's probably the smartest one around but after attempting to strike a conversation, "Hey A-a-a-a- bluuuuuuurgh." I don't want to even get into the scientific aspect of considering ethanol to be a psychoactive component because this argument is frankly absurd.
Horusmaster your friend is a little punk who probably attempts to win over friends by playing the part of the "drunk frat boy" who gets high scores on his exams. Such people do exist, but it is not because alcohol increased their brain's ability to function. It is because they were smart to begin with and they are ruining what mental capacities they already started with.
Frankly put, I think your friend enjoys screwing around with you by manipulating your naitivity. He probably thinks you're his little ----- because you're frankly stuck in a existential box where your life force is surrounded by high scores, a constrictive mother, and other common socio-political issues that are common to nearly every human being.
Simply put you are boring. People have recommended that you should drink because they are trying to help promote change within your completely linear and un-interesting lifestyle. Instead of researching about it and stuck in this retarded ass limbo, you should just find several cans of beer, chug them down, and tell us whether or not you have gotten smarter.
I'm hoping that you're not like this in public, because you will be the kid that no one likes in college.
To me, this question is as absurd as considering the idea, "Is the sky red?"
You could provide answers around the question by saying, "Oh the moon refracts light from the sun and it seemingly has an influence in the fact we have see a blue hue, but there is a possibility that this refracted light could potential hold some red that is not seen by the naked eye" or you could say, "there is some red during sunset."
But these are explanations around the general answer. The fact that, "No you bloody moron, the sky is not red, it is blue. It is freaking blue and you must be a goddamn imbecile to not realize this in the first place."
P.S. I've always thought that alcohol was 80% placebo and 20% realistic results.
Alcohol does not make you smarter. Talk to a trashed girl outside a party and she thinks that she's probably the smartest one around but after attempting to strike a conversation, "Hey A-a-a-a- bluuuuuuurgh." I don't want to even get into the scientific aspect of considering ethanol to be a psychoactive component because this argument is frankly absurd.
Horusmaster your friend is a little punk who probably attempts to win over friends by playing the part of the "drunk frat boy" who gets high scores on his exams. Such people do exist, but it is not because alcohol increased their brain's ability to function. It is because they were smart to begin with and they are ruining what mental capacities they already started with.
Frankly put, I think your friend enjoys screwing around with you by manipulating your naitivity. He probably thinks you're his little ----- because you're frankly stuck in a existential box where your life force is surrounded by high scores, a constrictive mother, and other common socio-political issues that are common to nearly every human being.
Simply put you are boring. People have recommended that you should drink because they are trying to help promote change within your completely linear and un-interesting lifestyle. Instead of researching about it and stuck in this retarded ass limbo, you should just find several cans of beer, chug them down, and tell us whether or not you have gotten smarter.
I'm hoping that you're not like this in public, because you will be the kid that no one likes in college.
To me, this question is as absurd as considering the idea, "Is the sky red?"
You could provide answers around the question by saying, "Oh the moon refracts light from the sun and it seemingly has an influence in the fact we have see a blue hue, but there is a possibility that this refracted light could potential hold some red that is not seen by the naked eye" or you could say, "there is some red during sunset."
But these are explanations around the general answer. The fact that, "No you bloody moron, the sky is not red, it is blue. It is freaking blue and you must be a goddamn imbecile to not realize this in the first place."
P.S. I've always thought that alcohol was 80% placebo and 20% realistic results.