Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES

Ironically, I'm incredibly good at baking desserts.

baking desserts is not enough though, you need to whip up some bisque homard as an entry, some mustard-sesame crusted lamb crown with a crispy pommes galette as the main and a beautiful glace to go with hit, then top it off with a beautiful butterbisquit icecream with pistaccio(?) crumble and shimmi'd strawberries.

stuff like that

no offense but a chocolate brownie won't get you laid