Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES

Wut the fk is up southperry? Since 99% of you are virgins, I decided to write a guide to help out my fellow southperrians get hot b*tches.

First off, Be yourself!

 Spoiler

DO NOT DO THIS. Hot b*tches do not want to see you scratch your bum hole then smell your finger, or pick your nose, or tell jokes you read on memes picture.

Be Honest!

 Spoiler

DO NOT DO THIS. Tell those hot b*tches that your ferrari is in the shop, and that your cousin Brad Pitt is on vacation at the moment, but you'll give them his autograph when he gets back.

Talk about things that interest you

 Spoiler

DO NOT DO THIS. Hot b*tches do not care about your 9 second chaos horntail solo. That will make her think that's how long you last in bed. Hot b*tches are interested in you talking about how much you can't stand the other hot b*tches you are no longer with.

Be romantic

 Spoiler

DO NOT DO THIS. Hot b*tches want to listen to loud music and take jager bomb shots until they pass out. A hot b*tch that gets flowers will immediately think "Do I have to water these damn things?"

Be Nice

 Spoiler

DO NOT DO THIS. Hot b*tches like guys who are confident and slightly douchey. Cockiness and confidence are similar but not the same thing. A cocky guy will talk about how high he can jump, and a confident guy will jump as high as he can.

Go to the gym

 Spoiler

and go on a diet for god's sake

Follow these simple steps and you'll have plenty of hot b*tches
Testimonials

 Spoiler

Actual person #1 - "I followed Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES and now I'm swimming in a sea of hot b*tches"
Actual person #2 - "After reading Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES I know have 8 girlfriends! One for each day of the week, and 2 on Saturdays."

After using reading and using my own guide, I hooked up with the following hot b*tches

 Spoiler

Good luck in your journey to get them hot b*tches!