Tom Cruise has Telekinesis.

I can open the doors at Target without any physical contact.
I must be the chosen one.

omg really!?!? the media told me so it must be true!!

The news story isn't reporting his telekinesis as true, it's reporting their belief as true, which I'm sure it is because they're all fucked in the head.

This thread was funny until Satellite's post.




Then I scrolled up and began laughing again.

Evidently Christians can actually read and interpret a book, you failed at both if you believe this is what was written in the bible.

I motion both these replies.
Thread got trashed when he posted that.

Level 200 scientologist.

Oh well. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

...so, if they believe that Tom Cruise has telekinesis, do they believe that Suri has that power too? f3