Inkwell Diary # 17 [Prelude of Storm - Tempest]

 hi

What platforms?
Description: You guys are such whiners, whining about Assaulter's "mobility" and "uniqueness." Gosh, you frickin Shadowers are just never satisfied, are you? Well, you know what? Assaulter let you move up to platforms. Forget that, it's time to surpass movement. This skill will allow you to completely pummel the map with a few tons of composition-4 or whatever the hell you people use nowadays. Why go up platforms when the platforms can come down to you? Just flatten the entire damn map, isn't that much simpler?

MP Cost: 40, Damage: 6000%, demolishes the map so it becomes flat terrain

There's no point
Description: There's just no point in trying. Shadowers are almost unkillable, so we've decided to tip you guys over that edge into "completely unkillable." Upon activation, you'll be coated in three inches of solid adamantium, that stuff that Wolverine is made of, that will be airdropped in, even if you're underground, because why the hell not? We can and it's free. You thought we actually paid our employees? Ha! Why do you think we have such terrible events and stuff? Anyways... this skill will make you a walking tank with lasers and explosives. Have fun! And remember to buy nx!

MP Cost: 30, reduces damage received by 100%

I read your skills in Cave Johnson's voice.

I read your skills in Cave Johnson's voice.

[MENTION=4235]KhainiWest[/MENTION]; is it bad that my number one reason for wanting the black mage, is just so that fiel has to eat his shirt?

i don't even care about the boss fight or the billions of damage people will have to pull.

...all i want is one shirtless chinchilla with a stomachache

@KhainiWest; is it bad that my number one reason for wanting the black mage, is just so that fiel has to eat his shirt?

i don't even care about the boss fight or the billions of damage people will have to pull.

...all i want is one shirtless chinchilla with a stomachache

...If it is I'm equally as guilty.

[MENTION=1]Fiel[/MENTION]; SWEATING YET

[MENTION=1]Fiel[/MENTION]; SWEATING YET

Nope. Remember. It has to be the REAL black mage. Not a copy. Not a cohort. Not an evolution from a pink bean. The real black mage.

Nope. Remember. It has to be the REAL black mage. Not a copy. Not a cohort. Not an evolution from a pink bean. The real black mage.

What if it's in a tutorial? You fight the real black mage, but in a tutorial, would that count?

Pretty sure he specifically said "kill".

I believe the quote was 'Fight', but a tutorial Black Mage would probably still only be an imitation.

 hi

What platforms?
Description: You guys are such whiners, whining about Assaulter's "mobility" and "uniqueness." Gosh, you frickin Shadowers are just never satisfied, are you? Well, you know what? Assaulter let you move up to platforms. Forget that, it's time to surpass movement. This skill will allow you to completely pummel the map with a few tons of composition-4 or whatever the hell you people use nowadays. Why go up platforms when the platforms can come down to you? Just flatten the entire damn map, isn't that much simpler?

NX Cost: 40, Damage: 6000%, demolishes the map so it becomes flat terrain

There's no point
Description: There's just no point in trying. Shadowers are almost unkillable, so we've decided to tip you guys over that edge into "completely unkillable." Upon activation, you'll be coated in three inches of solid adamantium, that stuff that Wolverine is made of, that will be airdropped in, even if you're underground, because why the hell not? We can and it's free. You thought we actually paid our employees? Ha! Why do you think we have such terrible events and stuff? Anyways... this skill will make you a walking tank with lasers and explosives. Have fun! And remember to buy nx!

NX Cost: 30, reduces damage received by 100%

Fixed.
Can't wait to see what this "Tempest" thing is about though.

The summer will continue with eternal sunshine after the darkness is defeated once again.
IT'S ENDING, GUYS.

The summer will continue with eternal sunshine after the darkness is defeated once again.
IT'S ENDING, GUYS.

OH BOY HERE WE GO.

So, if I read that image right, Tempest arrives on July 5th?

So, if I read that image right, Tempest arrives on July 5th?

Yes.


That shirt is looking awfully tasty. Isn't it, [MENTION=1]Fiel[/MENTION];?

Oh snap. I'm excited.

UHM where is the KMST PATCH?

Holy s'hit I'm excited.

Any patch that makes fiel eat his shirt is going to be anything but dissapointing.

...Unless the dark mage doesn't actually die.

that's sooner than expected.

The summer will continue with eternal sunshine after the darkness is defeated once again.
IT'S ENDING, GUYS.

If they're going to say Tempest would surpass the Big Bang, I really hope they deliver.

If they're going to say Tempest would surpass the Big Bang, I really hope they deliver.

Damage cap changes pls.