What if MapleStory was a real person?
#1
So yesterday I was with some friends and we decided to play a game for 20 minutes. We each answered some questions with the following in mind

"What if MapleStory was a real person? Answer these questions as if MapleStory was a real person."

My "friends" said they do these questions periodically throughout the year. I don't remember a few of them though but here are most of them.

1. What is MapleStory's gender? Male, female or gender neutral?

2. What is MapleStory's favorite color?

3. What is MapleStory's age?

4. Where does MapleStory live? (house, apartment, shed, etc...)

5. Is MapleStory organized or spontaneous?

6. What type of person is MapleStory? (humorous, emotional, intellectual, etc...)

7. What person, alive or dead or fictional, best personifies MapleStory?

8. Does MapleStory like to impress others or does MapleStory not care what others think?

9. What is MapleStory's favorite food?

10. What is MapleStory's favorite beverage?

11. How does MapleStory travel?

12. If MapleStory drives, what type of car does it drive? (make, model, year if important)

13. What is MapleStory's favorite type of music?

14. How does MapleStory listen to music? (speakers, ipod with headphones, stereo, etc...)

15. Is MapleStory shy or outgoing? Does MapleStory like to initiate the conversation or wait to be spoken to?
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#2
What kind of friend asks those kind of questions? :|
I think you wasted your time playing this game. :/
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#3
I would have left if they started doing crap like that.
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#4
Btw we wrote our answers down on forms with the questions then said our answers 1by1. Was a great "game"
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#5
Kaasoljoyyx Wrote:Btw we wrote our answers down on forms with the questions then said our answers 1by1. Was a great "game"

Why didn't you leave running and screaming?
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#6
Now I understand why your friends did not want others to see what they were doing. I'm sure those poor representatives were embarrassed as hell the entire time.
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#7
1. I'd have to say Neutral since it really had no clear distinction as to being male/female, since while it is anime, a scary amount of males play this game
2. Green. The color of money.
3. 40s, Businessman.
4. Fancy ass house built of Karma Koin cards.
5. Organized but has mental breakdowns (Server crashes amirite?)
6. Kinda a mix of both, Like a businessy-psychopath.
7. Scrooge McDuck.
8. ohohohoh. Maplestory does not care about anyone.
9. Cheese?
10. Liquid Tears of banned players.
11. Private Jet
12. Limo, With Maplestory Adventures driving.
13. KPop (for reasons kinda obvious)
14. Ipod because they're "hipster"
15. Maplestory ignores your blatantly forever.

Excellent
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#8
Shidoshi Wrote:I would have left if they started doing crap like that.
This.
Craptastic waste of time and money Nexon. Why would you do that, money hungry as you are?
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#9
Maplestorytan does not need to happen.
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#10
Are these exactly and all of the questions that your friends asked you?
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#11
If maplestory was a real person, they'd be so full of bugs, diseases (hackers) and leaks (ew) that they'd never leave the house.

Also, fat. and rich. and korean.
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#12
If maplestory was a person.
It would be a very broken (yet rich) man.

Tom Cruise?
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#13
Sarah Wrote:Are these exactly and all of the questions that your friends asked you?

The questions are verbatim for the most part from my memory. I'd say 80-90% accurate. I think there were 17 questions on the sheet but I can only remember 15.
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Razmos Wrote:If maplestory was a real person, they'd be so full of bugs, diseases (hackers) and leaks (ew) that they'd never leave the house.

Also, fat. and rich. and korean.

i came to say maplestory would be like some sort of aids-filled actor.
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Kaasoljoyyx Wrote:The questions are verbatim for the most part from my memory. I'd say 80-90% accurate. I think there were 17 questions on the sheet but I can only remember 15.

Just horrible.

But I definitely would've taken the chance to highlight what I really think of MapleStory and Nexon.

What would they look like? They'd be a child predator. An obviously wealthy asian. They wouldn't be harming children physically; more like recruiting them to do terrible things.
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#16
I'd punch Maplestory in the face.
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#17
Sarah Wrote:Just horrible.

But I definitely would've taken the chance to highlight what I really think of MapleStory and Nexon.

What would they look like? They'd be a child predator. An obviously wealthy asian. They wouldn't be harming children physically; more like recruiting them to do terrible things.

I wish you went, along with some other people here.
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#18
1. What is MapleStory's gender? Male, female or gender neutral?
Male.

2. What is MapleStory's favorite color?
Green.

3. What is MapleStory's age?
Late 40's.

4. Where does MapleStory live? (house, apartment, shed, etc...)
Palace.

5. Is MapleStory organized or spontaneous?
MapleStory is meticulous in everything he does. He knows exactly what to do when things go wrong -- and they go wrong often. But he always recovers.

6. What type of person is MapleStory? (humorous, emotional, intellectual, etc...)
Conniving. MapleStory is a predator of children and the weak willed.

7. What person, alive or dead or fictional, best personifies MapleStory?
Jack the Ripper.

8. Does MapleStory like to impress others or does MapleStory not care what others think?
MapleStory puts on a good show, but only to benefit himself.

9. What is MapleStory's favorite food?
Hot Dogs.

10. What is MapleStory's favorite beverage?
Distilled water.

11. How does MapleStory travel?
MapleStory never goes anywhere, though they are all over the place.

12. If MapleStory drives, what type of car does it drive? (make, model, year is important)
I don't know car types very well, but it's a rusted piece of crap that breaks down very often. Probably made by Ford.

13. What is MapleStory's favorite type of music?
KOREAN.

14. How does MapleStory listen to music? (speakers, ipod with headphones, stereo, etc...)
Sound off. It can't stand its music.

15. Is MapleStory shy or outgoing? Does MapleStory like to initiate the conversation or wait to be spoken to?
MapleStory is fickle. If you're willing to give him something, then he will respond. Otherwise, he is a douche.
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#19
i find too much wrong with what you said sarah.

especially 5, it seems to give the wrong idea
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#20
Sarah Wrote:12. If MapleStory drives, what type of car does it drive? (make, model, year is important)
I don't know car types very well, but it's a rusted piece of crap that breaks down very often. Probably made by Ford.

Well played.
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