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jk, I'd actually like to talk to you ladies and gentlemen about pennies. How do you handle them? Do you even give a shi't about them? I hate pennies. Every time I see a penny sitting somewhere it shouldn't be I am faced with a dilemma. A penny is essentially a piece of garbage...but I can't bring myself to throw them away 'cause technically it's money. Who throws away money?

They're just a nuisance. I mean, from now on I should just start saying "keep the pennies" instead of "keep the change". Why do I even say keep the change if I'm always picking up pennies? Wouldn't I want those pennies back to add to my pocket full of pennies? You're everywhere, and there's no way to avoid facing at least one of these little bronze sh'its in a normal day. We've got this little bowl on the counter in the kitchen, right. That's our spare.. bowl. We put our wallets, maybe watches or jewelry if we want to put it on later, socks, everything in the bowl. You know what's at the bottom? SPARE COINS. When I wake up in the morning and try to find some quarters so I can buy a bottle of water at school I miss the bus, because for every one quarter there's f'uckin' twenty pennies. They ruin my life, guise..

I mean right now, I'm at my computer desk obviously. I look to the right and what do I see? Five pennies sitting there, surrounding my empty can of mountain dew. I'll walk into the kitchen and there's more pennies laying there on the table. Then there's that penny orgy going on in the bowl. Oh, and there's my pocket. I can't tell you how many times I look in the creases of the sofa and find PENNIES. Because NOBODY IN MY FAMILY WANTS THEM yet WE ALL PICK THEM UP. BECAUSE IT'S MONEY. BUT WHO THE F'UCK USES PENNIES.

[COLOR="Red"]I once found 9 pennies lying in a row, in the middle of Chicago. And I was like 6.

I thought I had found gold.[/COLOR]

Pennies are the currency of assholes.
Seriously, if you've ever worked in retail on a busy day only to have some fuckwit pay in pennies you know what I mean.

Isn't this one of your BZ threads?

EDIT: LOL I still have that list of your BZ threads you gave me on MSN bookmarked. It is one of them.

God, ffs, pennies. THE CURRENCY FROM HELL! I hate old people that gives me pennies and expects me to count 3+ dollars WORTH OF PENNIES. FFS! PENNIES, HOW I LOATH THEM!
The only good thing about pennies? You can put them between a girl's jugs. LOL! 8D! -runs away like a Japanese schoolgirl-

edit by Isaac: No tits for you even if they're hentai kthxbai

inb4 'somebody' comes in and deletes that hot picture. U GOTSTA REMEMBER LITTLE CHILDRENS BROWSE SOUTHPRERY AND FIEL DUN WANT NO TROUBLE.

And yeah Ben LOL

brb finding the one about slim jims

Don't get me wrong; I love beef jerky. I eat all kinds of it, from the best of best stuff like Pemmican, all the way down to the artificial nasty s'hit like slim jims. It's all about whatever my mom feels like wasting her money on when she's at Costco, and on this particular week, she got some slim jims. I don't even savor these things anymore. I just open them up and stuff the whole damn thing in my mouth and spend like five minutes chewing on the same piece until it completely loses it's taste.

BUT WHAT I HATE SO MUCH IS HOW NO MATTER HOW MANY OF THESE LITTLE S'HITS I OPEN, I NEVER GET -BETTER- AT OPENING THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS SKILL TO OPEN UP MORE THAN LIKE FIVE SLIM JIMS IN A ROW CAUSE THESE THINGS HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH NOT WANTING TO OPEN THE F'UCK UP.

I MEAN I COULD BE SITTING AROUND WATCHING REBA OR SOMETHING AND I TRY TO OPEN THE F'UCKING SLIM JIM AND IT WON'T OPEN SO I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN GRAB THE SCISSORS OPEN IT UP WALK BACK AND OH F'UCK I JUST MISSED THAT ONE FUNNY PART.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I had like 20 pennies sitting on my toolbox at work.... I didn't want to throw them away because it's money, but I didn't want to have a wallet fulll of fucking pennies. I ended up throwing them away though lol.

God, ffs, pennies. THE CURRENCY FROM HELL! I hate old people that gives me pennies and expects me to count 3+ dollars WORTH OF PENNIES. FFS! PENNIES, HOW I LOATH THEM!
The only good thing about pennies? You can put them between a girl's jugs. LOL! 8D! -runs away like a Japanese schoolgirl-

edit by Isaac: No tits for you even if they're hentai kthxbai

hai Isaac!

teh fk? everyone knows pennies are slingshot ammo srsly guys i love pennies they make nice indentations in the cats a shoot. brb loading a platypus full of good ole hard Abe.

jk, I'd actually like to talk to you ladies and gentlemen about penises. How do you handle them? Do you even give a shi't about them? I hate penises. Every time I see a penis sitting somewhere it shouldn't be I am faced with a dilemma. A penis is essentially a piece of garbage...but I can't bring myself to throw them away 'cause technically it's money. Who throws away money?

They're just a nuisance. I mean, from now on I should just start saying "keep the penises" instead of "keep the change". Why do I even say keep the change if I'm always picking up penises? Wouldn't I want those penises back to add to my pocket full of penises? You're everywhere, and there's no way to avoid facing at least one of these little bronze sh'its in a normal day. We've got this little bowl on the counter in the kitchen, right. That's our spare.. bowl. We put our wallets, maybe watches or jewelry if we want to put it on later, socks, everything in the bowl. You know what's at the bottom? SPARE COINS. When I wake up in the morning and try to find some quarters so I can buy a bottle of water at school I miss the bus, because for every one quarter there's f'uckin' twenty penises. They ruin my life, guise..

I mean right now, I'm at my computer desk obviously. I look to the right and what do I see? Five penises sitting there, surrounding my empty can of mountain dew. I'll walk into the kitchen and there's more penises laying there on the table. Then there's that penis orgy going on in the bowl. Oh, and there's my pocket. I can't tell you how many times I look in the creases of the sofa and find PENISES. Because NOBODY IN MY FAMILY WANTS THEM yet WE ALL PICK THEM UP. BECAUSE IT'S MONEY. BUT WHO THE F'UCK USES PENISES.

Pennies are a delicious and nutritious source of copper.

I have a coffee mug full of coins sitting on my dresser... and I can't bring myself to spend them because I'd hate to do that to a cashier. I also don't want to bring them to those Coinstar machines because they take away some ridiculous percentage of your money. (Something like 7 cents out of every dollar... ridiculous.)

Pennies are the currency of assholes.
Seriously, if you've ever worked in retail on a busy day only to have some pineapplewit pay in pennies you know what I mean.

Holy pomegranate, no kidding. What's even worse is that our primary customers are tourists... meaning that they need to spend all their "little money" before they get back home. LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU'RE GIVING ME THIRTEEN DOLLARS IN COINS?

The cool thing though, is if a customer is being particularly douche-like to me, I'll give them a pomegranateload of dimes and pennies in their change. HAH. That'll teach you jerkfaces to give me attitude.

Did I start a trend with the Southperry's (insert title here) nomination, or something?

Lol I have a jar full of pennies...

But I swear, have you seen Euro pennies? They are TINY, and stupid. It's like, they made two euro coins an economical size and figured they had to shrink the coins as they went down in number to emphasize value, and when they got to 1 cent they thought "Jesus, what do we do now? I know, let's slice a 2 cent coin in half in every direction and call it a 1 cent coin" You can freaking swallow 10 of these things and not notice they are so small. So small they are are impossible to READ too, so you can't even be sure they actually say 1 cent on them.

Plus you know, if companies stopped charging 9.99 or 99.99 for stuff we wouldn't evne need pennies. I mean how much richer would our economy be if they stopped making the little bastards? A lot, that's for sure.

pick up 5 pennies and you got yourself a lolipop. pick up 100 and you got yourself a soda. pick up 100k and you got yourself a hookah. see wher dis is goin dawg?

Lol @ Isaac's edit. Love Hina isn't Hentai. :< ...Unless you're looking up Love Hina Hentai. <_< LOL!

[COLOR="Red"]I once found 9 pennies lying in a row, in the middle of Chicago. And I was like 6.

I thought I had found gold.[/COLOR]

HOLY pomegranate!:f6:, I can't remember my age when it happpened. But I found 9 pennies in a row (just about a foot away from each other) at a Movie Theater in NJ. :f6:

Pennies were awesome... They used to make pennies out of copper! Until those pineappleing idiots changed that.

I love copper, it makes green fire.

Oh, for a second when I first looked at the OP's post, I thought he said he didn't like penisses.