The many different ways Nexon could pineapple up Pirates.

Forget the date and forget the patch date...

Pirates will be delayed until spring 2009, we're sorry for the inconvenience! :')

And everyone quits maple the next day...

 Boring story in here

Nexon Guy 1: uh so wat wuz planned 4 dis patch?
Nexon Guy 2: uh...
1: wtp man i thought u knew!
2: wat
1: wat?
2: wat?
1: srsly wat did we plan to add dis patch? someting big rite?
2: ya rly
1: ...not helpful.
Crazy guy: TURKEYS!
1: o yeah ty man
2: ^____^
1: how long shud we delay patch
2: o i know we can roll dis 24 sided dice nd c wat we get!
1: kk i roll
(...)
1: 19!
2: cool 19 hour delay ftw
1: so wat will we do during delay
2: uh
1: huh?
2: o since we hav lots of time we can just do dis patch nice nd slow no need to worry
1: but wat if we dont finish?
2: idc
1: kks cool conference done
2: mesarz plz

Nexon Guy 1: uh so wat wuz planned 4 dis patch?
Nexon Guy 2: uh...
1: wtp man i thought u knew!
2: wat
1: wat?
2: wat?
1: srsly wat did we plan to add dis patch? someting big rite?
2: ya rly
1: ...not helpful.
Crazy guy: TURKEYS!
1: o yeah ty man
2: ^____^
1: how long shud we delay patch
2: o i know we can roll dis 24 sided dice nd c wat we get!
1: kk i roll
(...)
1: 19!
2: cool 19 hour delay ftw
1: so wat will we do during delay
2: uh
1: huh?
2: o since we hav lots of time we can just do dis patch nice nd slow no need to worry
1: but wat if we dont finish?
2: idc
1: kks cool conference done
2: mesarz plz

You left out the part where guy 1 said "k, let's use all that NX people paid to buy gold and rub it all over our naked bodies".

Keep Valkyries named Valkyries.

And forget to add Pirate rankings.

Valkyries sounds coold

And we already have Pirate rankings:
http://maplestory.nexon.net/Modules/Rank...depth1st=5

And we already have Pirate rankings:
http://maplestory.nexon.net/Modules/Rank...depth1st=5

Which could have been coded in the same way that caused people in MapleSEA to get hacked with their FUBARed coded rankings.

Forget to add the gun/knuckle damage formula.

Whee.

I know one way they can pineapple things up. They can release untranslated pirates with the Korean Language pack data making it so that if someone logs in and they dont have the Korean Language pack, they DC.

Im scared.

Also imagine pirate data overloads the servers and all memory is lost.

Guys, stop giving Nexon ideas on how to screw up.

You're doing all the work for them.

Valkyries sounds coold

And we already have Pirate rankings:
http://maplestory.nexon.net/Modules/Rank...depth1st=5

We do?

Nexon Staff Member#1: "Guyz, guns are violent, mmmmm'k?"
Nexon Staff Member#2: "Mmm'k. Water pistols?"
Nexon Staff Member#1: "Great idea. Everyone will love that."

-as soon as patch comes out-

Pirate character: wtp. Why am I using a water gun?

Moral of story: Nexon fails.

We do?

Yeah, Look.

Pirates:

maplestory.nexon.net/Modules/Rank/Ranking.aspx?PART=/Controls/Rank/JobRank&ranktype=JobRank&depth1st=5

The 5 indicates the the 5th class, which are Pirates. Warriors are 1, Magicians are 2, Archers are 3 and Thieves are 4.

Yeah, Look.

Pirates:

maplestory.nexon.net/Modules/Rank/Ranking.aspx?PART=/Controls/Rank/JobRank&ranktype=JobRank&depth1st=5

The 5 indicates the the 5th class, which are Pirates. Warriors are 1, Magicians are 2, Archers are 3 and Thieves are 4.

and beginners are 0

Forget to stop skills like Float or Backstep-shot from working in jump quests =D

Can you say Showa?

Accidentally making pirates the only possible job to advance with a beginner xD

Pirates are somehow able to exploit the old WW toenail glitch, which forces NEXON to rollback the servers, and inadvertantly rolls the servers back to the day that the WW toenail glitch was discovered, making the pirates still able to WW toenail glitch for levels.

Advancement monsters don't drop the stuff the pirates need to collect.

they can change the names of skills and change job names (lol)

Forget to add the gun/knuckle damage formula.

Whee.

Better yet, reverse the knuckle and gun damage formula.

Better yet, reverse the knuckle and gun damage formula.

Even better, add an extra digit somewhere (causing 10x the normal damage).