Portal: No Escape

[video=youtube;4drucg1A6Xk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk[/video]

Found this on a voyage across the internet, an incredible fan-made Portal film. Feature length please.

edit: feck, is this the right section? if not, move it, i suppose. xd

Dem Biceps.

Highly unrealistic. She became way too confident with that gun way too quickly.

1/10.

Highly unrealistic. She became way too confident with that gun way too quickly.

1/10.

No kidding. She picks it up randomly and one second later she's suddenly a master at using it.

I still enjoyed the video though.

[video=youtube;NorZUFfpvC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorZUFfpvC0[/video]
This one was pretty good, too.

There should've been more experiments with the gun. Like, if you were holding a fucking gun, why would you do anything but blast some energy orbs at those guards. They could've imploded from the looks of it.

The beginning reminded me of Nikita for whatever reason.

Highly unrealistic. She became way too confident with that gun way too quickly.

And how do you know this isn't supposed to be Chell after the first Portal, having woken up randomly imprisoned somewhere then finding the portal gun in her room? Her "test rounds" could've just been verifying that it was in fact a portal gun and still worked the way she was familiar with.

She'd be rather competent in it's usage, wouldn't she?

It's not like the concept of the gun is difficult to understand, minus the whole jump off the building part.

Umm...yeah that was amazing,hopefully a movie like that does come out.

And how do you know this isn't supposed to be Chell after the first Portal, having woken up randomly imprisoned somewhere then finding the portal gun in her room? Her "test rounds" could've just been verifying that it was in fact a portal gun and still worked the way she was familiar with.

She'd be rather competent in it's usage, wouldn't she?

He's just playing around with people. He called Portal, a game in which you control a gun which can bend space and fling yourself over buildings, unrealistic. I wouldn't put too much thought into what he's saying.

There should've been more experiments with the gun. Like, if you were holding a fucking gun, why would you do anything but blast some energy orbs at those guards. They could've imploded from the looks of it.

You never played Portal, have you?

You never played Portal, have you?

The character in the little trailer hasn't either.

I liked how No Escape had some Half Life elements there.

I liked how No Escape had some Half Life elements there.

Like a serious lack of GlaDOS.

You never played Portal, have you?

As a matter of fact, I have. But the character in the movie had a pineappleing gun that seemingly (and evidently) penetrated walls.

As a matter of fact, I have. But the character in the movie had a pineappleing gun that seemingly (and evidently) penetrated walls.

That's not what was shown, at all, at any point.
You might want to tweak your perspective filter a little.

That's not what was shown, at all, at any point.
You might want to tweak your perspective filter a little.

Where did the oval part of the wall when shot at go, then?
Granted, when you move the portal to a different spot, the material reclaims its rightful position. However, technically, physical bodies are bound together spatially, if the space where the "portal bullet" lands gets distorted, something ought to be expected to happen to the continuity of the body as a whole. Or maybe I'm just weird.

Where did the oval part of the wall when shot at go, then?
Granted, when you move the portal to a different spot, the material reclaims its rightful position. However, technically, physical bodies are bound together spatially, if the space where the "portal bullet" lands gets distorted, something ought to be expected to happen to the continuity of the body as a whole. Or maybe I'm just weird.

You are just weird.