Happy Birthday Keith!

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I'll buy you a cake if you're in town.

5-star thread.

Happy birthday bro.

Thanks a lot everybody! Especially Rob! And Greg for acting human almost. I spent from midnight to 5am gambling and drinking, so that was okay. And no I'm not in town Mike, I'm in Mesa, thanks though.

Justin, you can buy when if I ever see your ugly ass.

And THANK YOU SOLARGIRL AND LOOSEY!

Edit: You too sweaterbunnies!

I have a few casinos waiting for me too.

See now, I thought he decided SP wasn't good enough for him to stay here.
Holy sh'it have things changed. ._.

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I agree with Fiel.

Happy birthday!

What did you do to that girl you were internet dating?

I agree with Fiel.

Love you too Stephen.

What did you do to that girl you were internet dating?

A bitch is a bitch. Its too much work to get into here so I will condense it...

Im pretty sure what happened was I got dumped because:
-I cared too much
-I was rebound

She ended up talking to some ex of hers and ending things 20 minutes after talking to him. I spent about a month or so sad as fuck, she tried "just being friends again" and I said she should go fuck herself, and never talk to me again.
Since I said that to her, I feel much better.

In case this wasnt vague enough, this was about Delicae or Larka or Eliza or whatever handle you know her as. Shes still a bitch. (This was perfectly fine birthday talk though, THANKS MARK!)

It's what I do.

At first I was all like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

But now I am all like ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ

*man-hugs Keith*

S'all right.

Why do women fancy friend zones? It's like cutting us up isn't enough, they have to go and get some lemonade for the wounds.

This thread is now about domestic viole-

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This is empty.

Not anymore.

<3

aren't you a cutie <3 hahaha