Need some help

You can't even wreck GRASS!

HOW DO I BAG GRASS

Black trash bags and a quality rake. There are some riding mowers which include a bag on it, but those tend to be more expensive so I might as well assume that this riding mower won't have it. Look at your municipal waste management system's website or call them up and ask them how they want to deal with general yard waste. Usually the county collects yard waste in a different manner from general waste.

You can't even wreck GRASS!

Yeah, ok, fine. Belittle me all you want. My dad taught me how to handle e-punks like you. Just say the word, we'll settle this right now.

Implying you don't have to be in bed soon.

My god Greg it's just grass dude it's not that hard. Just follow basic instincts, like the fact that a lawnmower can't cut big rocks.

Yeah, ok, fine. Belittle me all you want. My dad taught me how to handle e-punks like you. Just say the word, we'll settle this right now.

Implying you don't have to be in bed soon.

School let out last week, bro. Regardless, I could wreck you in my sleep.

All talk. You're nowhere to be found, like usual.

Picture related.

 Spoiler

It's you.

But Greg you might wreck your nails. You'd better import a stylist after each mow.

Oh pomegranate, I didn't know you were supposed to bag the clippings.

You've crossed the line, Felix. I'll just have to put you back in your place. Right now.

I'm sorry Greg, I shouldn't judge you. I've never mowed a lawn either.

(But I live 15 floors in the air, Mr. Pampered).

I just leave the clippings, save for the ones that blow onto the sidewalk, then I just run the mower on the concrete to blow 'em away. Grass is fine and healthy, and been that way for years.

I just leave them IN THE GRASS EXPLAINS WHY IT DIES SO EASILY pineapple