ITT: We write the most generic final battle speech one line at a time.
#41
Let's shoot some hoops!
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#42
SPOON!
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#43
Unauthorized Intruder Wrote:Why did you attack <insert city name here> anyway? Don't you have anything better to do? Seriously, man. It does not do any good to anyone, and I HAVE to drag my ass from <insert hometown here> to defeat you. Do you have any idea how tiresome it was? Anyway, let's do this.

Hello there Shikamaru.

Look at your watch... I want you to know the time you died.
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#44
Look down now look up now look down now look up, my blade is now diamonds!
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#45
Bangarang, motherf'ucker
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#46
Ive fought tougher snails than you~ (inserts pic of Bob the snail)
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#47
You must kill me before I die!
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#48
People die if they are killed!
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#49
"They'll never take our freedom and... Ponyes?!
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#50
Guahhh, Its not over yet! -Transforms-
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#51
YOU, DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEATEN ME, WELL THE FIGHT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
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#52
Chewy Wrote:Bangarang, motherf'ucker

So did that airplane ever take off?
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#53
Are you the one who hurt my friends? You should know that I cannot forgive anyone who hurts my friends. Power of friendship makes me stronger!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!GUUAAAAH! GUUUUAHH! GUAAAAH!
This is the FINAL TECHNIQUE OF HEAVEN AND HELL, ANCIENT POWER OF AKUMA! FUREIMINGUSUPERITTO CANNON!!!

*SWOOOOOOSH*


./stereotypical Shounen plotline
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#54
But I am not left handed!
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#55
You fool! With the mystical items not even a god could stop me! I am the ultimate being, perfection, a living nightmare!
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#56
"I call bull'pomegranate! No freaking boss should be able to use a freaking 1-hit KO attack! I'm going to go online and look for some cheats to beat this son of a b'itching wh0re of a boss or my name isn't <insert random genital sounding name>!"
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#57
I'm Immortal! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED! *croaks*
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#58
We are not tools, we are hope!
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#59
 The first 6 seconds of this
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#60
Do you fools really think you can defeat me? I am more powerful than you could have ever hoped to be!
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