When you pee

So guys, when you go to pee, have you ever gotten it divided in two streams?

Something like this:


I thought it was pretty awesome as it's quite the random occurrence, triggered by a malpositioned pubic hair.

See Eos?

When I pee, I hold it in until the last possible second. Then, it's just like,

Sweet Jesus!

Your public hair is blocking the end of your penis? Either you have really long hair, or a really short plantain....

Your public hair is blocking the end of your penis? Either you have really long hair, or a really short plantain....

They de-attach and end up there, dunno why.

Yeah it has happened. I remember once a friend was drunk and came back from the bathroom "DUUUDE I just peed double streams, it felt like fucking moses!".

After a fapping session.

See Eos?

Yeah seriously wtp kind of thread is this.

Are you really trying to turn this thread into a Funhouse-type thread? Really? >_>

After a fapping session.

True story.

Are you really trying to turn this thread into a Funhouse-type thread? Really? >_>

I felt like sharing this, where do you suggest I post it anyway?

We don't suggest you post it. Medium for this type of thread was removed, so this type of thread should no longer appear. Simple.

When you all get the Speakeasy removed, where do you suggest we go to talk about random things?

I think this an informal thread. Some might have been concerned about the problem and now they know they are not alone.

Wait, so is it due to pubic hair, or due to dried semen?

I think this an informal thread. Some might have been concerned about the problem and now they know they are not alone.

Quite.

Wait, so is it due to pubic hair, or due to dried semen?

Pubic hair, I'm sure of it.

Basically, anything that affects the fluid dynamics of the urinary tract will result in a change in flow. It can be due to hair, foreign objects, localised swellings, neoplastic growths, or simply from the shape and nature of the opening.

Keeping things clinical. Trust me... after having gone for med school's repro lectures, one learns to talk about such stuff in an extremely detached manner. In fact... the lectures were plain sick in that what you see really really turns you off in every possible sense.

Hadriel

We don't suggest you post it. Medium for this type of thread was removed, so this type of thread should no longer appear. Simple.

this is an informal thread, i won't post in it like how i would have done in the funhouse, but i will STILL post in it, after all, this is the speakeasy.

and yes, it has happened to me, it's incredibly annoying when i am dying to get to the bathroom, aim straight to the center, and then the pee goes both ways and hits the thing where you are supposed to sit on, completely missing the big hole in the middle. it's what annoys me the most.

and in my case it's shape of the opening, dunno why you should know this, but oh well. hair does get annoying when i suddenly get an erection, and the hair is holding down on it, truth be told, i have even considered shaving, am i girly? :f6: and who has had this happened to himself?

It's totally dried semen.

Many, many guys shave/trim [the hair from] their genitals. You're not girly for wanting to do so.