F'uck you dad

God doesn't exist ; there exists only Madoka.

This thread can't end well....

The Bible guarantees it.

But the Bible comes from those bastard heathens of Christianity! Truly the Judaic Torah is the truth! Or even the Muslim Qur'an must surely speak the one True Truth!

But the Bible comes from those bastard heathens of Christianity! Truly the Judaic Torah is the truth! Or even the Muslim Qur'an must surely speak the one True Truth!

I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

The Bible guarantees it.

Fiel has done a good job in this thread. The rest of you should be disappointed.

The Bible guarantees it.

Fiel has done a good job in this thread. The rest of you should be disappointed.

Indeed, I have been bested. Then again I was doing nothing much anyways but *assisting in proving folly in religious fanatics believing in some asinine interpretation given by some asshat who arbitrarily took numbers and twisted them to suit his own agenda to make idiotic believers think the world would end at a date that he arrived upon by his pathetic attempt at math.

*applaud*

Given all that Fiel's posted, I wonder if the church will end up deciding to sue the creators of that billboard for blaspheming the bible...

I'm a minister's son. I could go all day.

I'm a minister's son. I could go all day.

Everything makes sense now.

Everything makes sense now.

The Bible guarantees it.

The person who "made" those predictions is not technically predicting the time when Jesus/God returns, just the end of the world.

I'm not defending the prediction, I'm just saying.

The person who "made" those predictions is not technically predicting the time when Jesus/God returns, just the end of the world.

I'm not defending the prediction, I'm just saying.

I think you need to learn about the four popular eschatological theories in Christian theology - preterist, futurist, historicist, and idealist - and about pre-tribulation, mid-tribulation, and post-tribulation theories.

BRB going to the next Jehova guy and asking for all his money, he wont need it anymore.


profit!!!!




Get some NX naooooow!
f3

This is beginning to sound less and less like a funhouse thread. :f6:

EDIT: Until the guy above me showed up. STEAL DEM MONIES

There a mass at both churches within 5 mins of my house. Tomorrow, one at 10am-11am and the other from 11am-12pm.

I just got wonderous ideas.

I'm pretty sure this thread ended when Fiel walked in.

Am I the only one seeing they even left a typo there? You'd think they would be more careful with a banner stating the END OF THE WORLD.

I expect this:

"**Update!** We have not been able to resolve the issue with the new world yet and will need to extend life again. We are very sorry for this delay. We do not have an estimated end time yet, but we will update as soon as we can."

Just wait till it doesn't end. Just another reason why believing that nonsense is plain stupid.
+1 to Atheists.

inb4flamewar.

Yeah mang, all people of all religions or any belief system are obnoxious rednecks and street corner shouters who believe any fear mongering they may happen across.

+1 to bigots.

I am however looking forward to having even more nails to put into the coffins when i tell Jehovah witness followers they have in fact been hoodwinked into joining a cult created by either a pathological lying sociopath or just an insane lonely bastard.

But the Bible comes from those bastard heathens of Christianity! Truly the Judaic Torah is the truth! Or even the Muslim Qur'an must surely speak the one True Truth!

The Torah is basically the Hebrew Scriptures while Christianity expands on that with the New Testament (so the Old Testament is the Torah), but Judaism is orthopraxic, while Christianity is orthodoxic. And then Islam is pretty much similar to Christianity and Judaism in that they're all Abrahamic religious traditions, with God (aka YWHW aka Allah) being the head honcho and that you must not worship any other deities. In all instances, most of the major characters exist in their histories in one way or another.

Am I the only one seeing they even left a typo there? You'd think they would be more careful with a banner stating the END OF THE WORLD.

They're clearly British. Or American. I'm not sure which. Either way, "Judgment" is correct. So is "Judgement". I'm in space.

I'm a minister's son. I could go all day.

Good lord! You argue about everything with a minister? Ho boy, that explains a lot about you xD