F'uck you dad

I don't care if the world ends on May 21st. Get the f'uck out.

Also, really? This must be bullsh'it a church came up with right?

I've been hearing a lot of that BS. Must be a lot more Jehovah's Witnesses in my school than I thought.

Your dad buys into that crap?
Sorry for this: L. O. F'ucking L.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Makes me wish 2012 would come sooner so when it's over nothing would be able to live up to it.

Just wait till it doesn't end. Just another reason why believing that nonsense is plain stupid.
+1 to Atheists.

inb4flamewar.

Hey look, it's 6/6/6 all over again.

and Y2K

and...idk some other wnd of the world stupid prediction that never happens yet people still believe it.

However, it seems like this didn't get as much attention, probably people are allerady getting the point that these things never happen.

o no we're all gonna die aaaaaaaa

I remember hearing on the radio about this a while back (yes it was a religious talk radio show; i saw a billboard for it and on the billboard they said something about this). I heard a woman talking to the host about how worried she was people'd commit suicide before the day came. I laughed.

HAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA OMG

HAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA OMG

my first exam is scheduled for the 24th PRAISE THE LAWD

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

“Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

The Bible guarantees it.

The Bible guarantees it.

Don't you get it Fiel, you're interpreting the words of differently than those who buy into this whole end-of-days thing, therefore you're interpreting the bible wrong. You just need to be lectured for hours on end of why you're wrong and they're right, and you too will be enlightened by the holy readers of the book of God! [size='1']For a nominal fee, naturally.[/size]

May 22nd billboard?

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Don't you get it Fiel, you're interpreting the words of differently than those who buy into this whole end-of-days thing, therefore you're interpreting the bible wrong. You just need to be lectured for hours on end of why you're wrong and they're right, and you too will be enlightened by the holy readers of the book of God! [size='1']For a nominal fee, naturally.[/size]

1 Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers and sisters, 2 not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by the teaching allegedly from us—whether by a prophecy or by word of mouth or by letter—asserting that the day of the Lord has already come. 3 Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness[a] is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. 4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God.

The Bible guarantees it.

Well f'uck, I was going to church to confess this Sunday too.

Theyll feel like asses the day after <<

I wonder how quickly theyll repaint their vans/billboards.

So uh, where does the bible say the devil can survive the splitting of atoms in his face?

So uh, where does the bible say the devil can survive the splitting of atoms in his face?

Where in the hell did you get that idea?