I Was Suicidal As A Baby

I tried to strangle myself with my umbilical cord.

My parents showed me the ultrasound image that the doctors took while I was attempting this feat. I guess I was just naked and alone... so vulnerable. The image shocked me, but my depression all made sense now! It was all just a biological predisposition. I'm so glad I have an excuse.

Brb cutting... oranges.

I'm sorry to hear.

Thats life

I lol'd at this thread more than I should have.

You have failed since before you were born, we have now proof of it.

Dionk.