Arrested for Public Intoxication
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http://www.freshusanews.com/story/38068/...xication!/

Quote:Last night Daniel Jameson, a student was arrested for severe public intoxication!

Daniel Jameson, a student was found last night unconscious on the ground. He was laying on the sidewalk, and the first ones to see him fall down have called 911 urgently. The police says this intoxication was extremely dangerous being the alcohol level measured surpassed 0,50%. That dosage was unbelievable even for the doctors who examined him when the ambulance came. To remind you the dosage of alcohol allowed is equal to 0.08%, and after 0.2% people start losing conscience, so this dosage is something almost unseen. Daniel Jameson was kept in the emergency room for further examination and the doctors say surprisingly his life is not in danger. For now it is said Daniel Jameson should be giving a statement for press to discover how did he manage to achieve such high dose of alcohol in his body.

For now we only have the information that the drink he was consuming was beer, which comes as a vast surprise considering how much of it he had to drink to reach this point. Beer contains 5% of alcohol, in average, and it would seem much more logical to expect some 'heavier' drinks were involved (for example tequila, whiskey, brandy, etc. contain an average of 40% of alcohol, while there are extreme examples such as absinthe that contains around 80% of alcohol).

Discuss.
#2
The police says...
#3
my commends for a nice thread, wouldn't this be better in the speakeasy though?

that's a LOOOOT OF BEER, DAANG
#4
RIP alcohol.
#5
Quote:people start losing conscience
It's not having what you want - It's wanting what you've got.
#6
He's a big white guy taking down some beer. Not surprised it reached that high.
#7
Dude must have been chugging beer while he was unconscious.
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Quote:He was laying

ShinkuDragon Wrote:my commends for a nice thread, wouldn't this be better in the speakeasy though?

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One person came to mind when I lol'd:

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#9
What kind of a news site is this
#10
LMAO .50 GODDAMN
#11
What an ace!
#12
Quote:That dosage was unbelievable
#13
FrozNHoe was that you?
#14
Funny. I should get to know this guy.

Nice use of a "fill in name/location" article, Harrison. Should I make one for you Smile? Mail it to your parents, perhaps?
#15
i just realized he's taking a jab at you

lol
#16
lol dude i totally missed that
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Netto Wrote:[Image: 1197435515-1197435506-homerjay.jpg]

indeed.
#18
Khoi Wrote:He's a big white guy taking down some beer. Not surprised it reached that high.

FrozNlite Wrote:I should get to know this guy.

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2147483647 Wrote:[Image: klolk.jpg]

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls... or is it?
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TROLLCEPTION


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