hey SP

I've often wondered how I taste, but it's always chicken.

ftfy.

Here's a fun fact:

Bananas have to smell a certain way before I will eat them.

Yup.

ftfy.

Jon you've never been near me.

I would imagine I taste rather sweet. I mean afterwards it does smell like caramel.

I have a beard.

I like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Alright, I have a serious one. I was trying to think of what would be my darkest secrets earlier, but I didn't come up with anything until now, after thinking about it a bit more. Then it clicked... Why didn't I remember this earlier? lol...


When I was younger, say 3 ~ 8 years-old, my mom did home daycare and since I was not in school yet / was in elementary school, I was home a LOT with the daycare kids. I rememer this one incident clearly.

When I was younger, I was always running around with the little girls my mom watched and the girls around my neighborhood. We'd be kids and you know... show eachother our "parts." (lol) I'd do that all of the time... Literally, ALL OF THE TIME and I'd get yelled at and beaten for it. However, this one time... This girl my mom watched for daycare and I went up in my bed room to play with our toys (I was ...4? I know it was before I was enrolled in Elementary school), but we ended up playing "house." So... Stuff happened... we're both naked, laying on top of eachother and what not... My mom makes a noise or something going up or going down the stairs, and the girl gets up and runs in the path of the door to see what's up. Bingo... my mom knows what's going on. I was beaten SO HARD with those huge wooden spoon thingies. My mom broke 3 or 4 of them over my ass and I had splinters burrowed in my ass for months. My mom just said "well, next time you'll think about that instead of getting with some girl" instead of taking me to the hospital to get them removed, which she SHOULD HAVE DONE. >_> I was picking splinters out of my butt cheeks for weeks. That sh'it hurt. That's probably why I have such a horrible self-esteem with real life women anymore. ._. I remember the pain clear as day. That's a scar that'll never go away.

Alright, I have a serious one. I was trying to think of what would be my darkest secrets earlier, but I didn't come up with anything until now, after thinking about it a bit more. Then it clicked... Why didn't I remember this earlier? lol...


When I was younger, say 3 ~ 8 years-old, my mom did home daycare and since I was not in school yet / was in elementary school, I was home a LOT with the daycare kids. I rememer this one incident clearly.

When I was younger, I was always running around with the little girls my mom watched and the girls around my neighborhood. We'd be kids and you know... show eachother our "parts." (lol) I'd do that all of the time... Literally, ALL OF THE TIME and I'd get yelled at and beaten for it. However, this one time... This girl my mom watched for daycare and I went up in my bed room to play with our toys (I was ...4? I know it was before I was enrolled in Elementary school), but we ended up playing "house." So... Stuff happened... we're both naked, laying on top of eachother and what not... My mom makes a noise or something going up or going down the stairs, and the girl gets up and runs in the path of the door to see what's up. Bingo... my mom knows what's going on. I was beaten SO HARD with those huge wooden spoon thingies. My mom broke 3 or 4 of them over my ass and I had splinters burrowed in my ass for months. My mom just said "well, next time you'll think about that instead of getting with some girl" instead of taking me to the hospital to get them removed, which she SHOULD HAVE DONE. >_> I was picking splinters out of my butt cheeks for weeks. That sh'it hurt. That's probably why I have such a horrible self-esteem with real life women anymore. ._. I remember the pain clear as day. That's a scar that'll never go away.

i think that my new darkest secret is that i am jealous that you were picking girls at the age of 4.

i know mine, but it's my darkest secret, so i realy can't share it >.> because it involves people that know who i am, and that i HOPE have forgotten said incident.

err, something else...
i got dumped by a girl because she was lesbian, and everyone knew, but didn't bother to tell me (assholes, every one of you)

I love Caitlin.

Are you two dating now?

I guess it's probably better that she's e-dating every guy on the internet than real in life.

Pretty sure my SP buddies already know my deepest darkest secret.

My deepest darkest secret about my deepest darkest secret? I wear my metaphorical battle scars with pride. FUCK YOU LIFE, YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? WELL BRING IT BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN ENDURE THE SHITTIEST OF SHIT AND STILL LIVE A WONDERFUL, WELL-ADJUSTED LIFE. SO FUCK YOU.

Yes I'm sure that makes me borderline psychotic but it's true 110%.

My other deepest darkest secret is that I have written an ode to Sarah's thighs. Because in my mind they are perfectly curved, delicious, and soft. And who wouldn't want to write an ode to delicious, perfectly curved, soft thighs?

Pretty sure my SP buddies already know my deepest darkest secret.

My deepest darkest secret about my deepest darkest secret? I wear my metaphorical battle scars with pride. FUCK YOU LIFE, YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? WELL BRING IT BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN ENDURE THE SHITTIEST OF SHIT AND STILL LIVE A WONDERFUL, WELL-ADJUSTED LIFE. SO FUCK YOU.

Yes I'm sure that makes me borderline psychotic but it's true 110%.

My other deepest darkest secret is that I have written an ode to Sarah's thighs. Because in my mind they are perfectly curved, delicious, and soft. And who wouldn't want to write an ode to delicious, perfectly curved, soft thighs?

don't tempt fate.

This is my third account on this site. The first two were banned.

I fap to blair from soul eater..

I don't actually have anything against swedes.

I've watched pony rule34 and read shipping and clopping fanfics.

How the goddamn crap can you 'SS' this? She doesn't live in a computer...

And go creep on someone else.

I said SS or it didnt happen as a way to say i'm not taking you serious. why would i want to creep on you? Who are you? What are you? You got a gf yay! your better than everyone here! yar yar you bone her daily while posting random crap on sp and you sniff her hair to gain inspiration for the sh!t threads you make. Great gf bro

I said SS or it didnt happen as a way to say i'm not taking you serious. why would i want to creep on you? Who are you? What are you? You got a gf yay! your better than everyone here! yar yar you bone her daily while posting random crap on sp and you sniff her hair to gain inspiration for the sh!t threads you make. Great gf bro

Is your deepest darkest secret the fact that you're mad?

Are you two dating now?

I guess it's probably better that she's e-dating every guy on the internet than real in life.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, I know about her past.

No, I don't care. She's really kind and a good person, and that's all what matters to me. She also claims to have changed.. hopefully, that is the truth.

Is your deepest darkest secret the fact that you're mad?

Another deep dark secret of me is: my right eye has been a little.. squint since I was born. Not even always noticeable. But it is.

Does that ring a bell?



Oh, the irony.

I guess it's probably better that she's e-dating every guy on the internet than real in life.

Don't lie. Ofc we love each other.

*and please Vitto DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE SUICIDE..*

I half-expect to be sucked by an alien life-form every half an hour.

I moved to Annapolis MD when I was beginning 5th grade, spent my best years (now I know) In italy, and well, when I moved here I was immediately pegged the italian kid, which made me evidently weird. They didn't understand the concept of military bases back then. Anyway we had a close knit neighborhood, where all the kids were a grade older than me, but we played every sport none the less. We all decided to have a huge ya know standard sleepover, about 6 guys.

Well I got hit with this energy drink without knowing it, and couldn't sleep the entire night. It was like "zap" or something. Wasn't really a big deal, and we played PS1 games until like 3am. Anyway my friend vance decides to turn on porn, and were talking, glitch with the cablebox black/white/green porn. At this point, I haven't masterbated in my life, wasn't going to start now, but I was curious how ya know it all worked. So after about 2 minutes of just watching, I get up to go somewhere else because I'm just feeling uncomfortable.* Stand up, turn around, all 5 of them are jerking off. I just left the room, went home, left my pomegranate there, was awkward ever since.

Then I discovered Generals zero hour, found out a few other kids down the road played, and made a new social niche, which ironically got me into maplestory.