Corrupt a wish thread!

You get a candybar, but your sibling eats it.

I wish for 1million other wishes.

Granted but all the wishes turn out to be genie-wishes and have horrible twists to them.

Granted but all the wishes turn out to be genie-wishes and have horrible twists to them.

Your Wish fails cause you didn't wish for anything.

I wish for 1million other wishes that are don't have twists to them at all and cannot be corrupted in any way.

Your Wish fails cause you didn't wish for anything.

I wish for 1million other wishes that are don't have twists to them at all and cannot be corrupted in any way.

Granted. 소원을말해봐

I wish to end world hunger. *munches on fried chicken*

Granted, but all the kids die from food poisoning.

I wish that this thread would be in Funhouse section. What does it do here?

Granted, but all the kids die from food poisoning.

I wish that this thread would be in Funhouse section. What does it do here?

Granted, but for the clear reason why its not there, this thread gets trolled badly.

I wish satellite is handsome.

Granted, but your ugly.


I wish USA was like North Korea.

Granted, but your ugly.


I wish USA was like North Korea.

Granted, but the rest of the world nukes the USNK.

I wish for this wish not be be granted.

Granted, but the rest of the world nukes the USNK.

I wish for this wish not be be granted.

division by zero happened.

i wish this wish will get the worst twist/corruption ever.

Granted but in it's own twist/corruption the wish fails to activate.

I wish for total chaos and anarchy in the middle of nowhere without a population around for nearly 100 miles.

Granted but in it's own twist/corruption the wish fails to activate.

I wish for total chaos and anarchy in the middle of nowhere without a population around for nearly 100 miles.

Granted, but someone builds a Walmart there.

I wish that there was a spray that could melt peoples clothes off.

Granted, but someone builds a Walmart there.

I wish that there was a spray that could melt peoples clothes off.

granted, but the clothes harden before they could even melt away from the body.

I wish fiel hates chinchillas.

granted, but the clothes harden before they could even melt away from the body.

I wish fiel hates chinchillas.

Granted, but instead, he gains a pervert, stalkish, fascination with your mother

I wish I had a wish.

Granted but you forget what you wanted to wish for.

I wish for a slice of yummy chocolate cake.

Granted but you forget what you wanted to wish for.

I wish for a slice of yummy chocolate cake.

Granted, but the sugar in the cake makes you so sweet that man-eating ants come out of the ground and nibble you to death.

I wish that wild animals would drop sacks of money if you poked them with a stick.

Granted, but the sugar in the cake makes you so sweet that man-eating ants come out of the ground and nibble you to death.

I wish that wild animals would drop sacks of money if you poked them with a stick.

This causes major deflation and makes your money worthless.

I wish for invisibility.

This causes major deflation and makes your money worthless.

I wish for invisibility.

Granted but when you go in to have your picture taken with santa, only your candy cane shows up!

I wish that I mastered a sexy jutsu.

You've mastered Sexy no Jutsu

Everytime you use it, you turn like that.


I wish I was in California.

Granted, but it later on rips away from the States and is now sitting on top of an active underwater volcano

I wish people would love Kanye West

Granted, but it later on rips away from the States and is now sitting on top of an active underwater volcano

I wish people would love Kanye West

Granted but he's murdered by a crazed fan.

I wish it would rain.

Granted but he's murdered by a crazed fan.

I wish it would rain.

It is raining here. I wish it would stop.