Portal 2 - homosexual recruitment software

face. palm.

face. palm.

What we need is that good ol' walloffacepalms.jpg.

I knew I felt something while playing the game.

Guys, what are you talking aobut!? Portal is obviously turning everyone into homosexuals. There is no doubt that every single Nintendo is made by the devil.

Guys, what are you talking aobut!? Portal is obviously turning everyone into homosexuals. There is no doubt that every single Valve is made by the devil.

DERP. Sorry, had to catch that mistake, SolarBoy.

Let's all eradicate those Nintendos with the power of god.

What I did right after reading the article:

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Well, obviously.

DERP. Sorry, had to catch that mistake, SolarBoy.

What are you talking about? All those are called Nintendos, also that Metroid guy is obviously teaching kids to do war no matter what.

I guess I gotta change my signature soon.

Nyan ?

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Nyan ?

Talk about turning people homosexual.

God damn you Poe and your Law.

My god.

Also, Homogay is my new favorite word.

Thing is, it's actually kinda hard to tell if you look at the rest of the site this was posted on. Comments are filled with trolls though, because it was undoubtedly posted on /v/ or something before it found its way to me. Of course, the whole site could be a trollercoaster, but I woudn't even be surprised if it wasn't.

After all, you had articles like this that were written years ago and (seem) to seriously trying to convey a message. I'm not even going to mention a certain Baptist Church.

Well, in this case: the 'christian poster' has a name somewhat similar to Rip Van Winkle, which is a story about a 'slothful' man who didn't wanna work. Surely such a 'super christian' would know better than to honor such a terrible, mind destroying story.

Then there's this line right here: 'Is this what you want for your white Chrisian son?' Which kinda implies he believes only white people can be christian... which means he has no idea where the events of the bible took place. For a real christian, obvious troll is indeed obvious. You'd be surprised how far people who hate christianity will go.

As for the link there, its a bit less... idiotic, but there's still a high amount of paranoia there. Could be, may not be.

That said, I lol'd at the article.

IMO, hes over thinking it.

For a real christian, obvious troll is indeed obvious. You'd be surprised how far people who hate christianity will go.

I know a couple of people who are really like that, but I would say at least 90% (90% may be too conservate) of evangelicals my age would think this article is stupid. Most of the christians I hang around are interested in helping the poor and sharing their faith.

Any game with sticks and holes is bad because sticks can represent erections and holes represent holes where sticks can be shoved, which in turn, can represent a subliminal message to convert our heterosexual youths into satanic gays. Someone must put a stop to this madness now.

For a real christian, obvious troll is indeed obvious.

Westbero Baptist Church says "Hi" and "God hates you".

Spidey, what have you done! I'll have to sue Valve for the 6 hours they made my watch the homogay!