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IIT we talk about things that even in Pokemon you find silly
#41
how do the pokeman receive nutrition while inside a tiny ball
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#42
MariaColette Wrote::f6: What I meant was...
T'was posted already.
All I saw the first time around was a broken image.
But just for you, here's another one Wink
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#43
^Loltrue.

Mute Wrote:Why can you only carry six pokeballs at a time, yet have a backpack capable of defying logic with the amount of sh'it it can carry?

I think the manga mentioned once that you can only spread your love and affection evenly among six pokemon, and that a seventh one would be too much for the trainer to handle or take care of properly.

What I want to know is how Team Plasma has enough technology and stealth to build an automated, moving CASTLE that PIERCES THROUGH THE STURDY WALLS OF THE POKEMON LEAGUE yet still fails as hard as Team Rocket. I mean, those guys could make pokemon harvesting machines with that kind of technology! If nobody can use pokemon because they've got them all, then all they gotta do is wait for the remaining ones to die off, and then their mission is accomplished.
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#44
From the television show, the pineapple is up with James & Jessie of Team Rocket always finding "disguises" that somehow confuse everyone. I know there's a comic out there for that.
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#45
why do all of the team _____ grunts look exactly alike to one another?
why don't those day-care people understand how two pokemon can have an egg together if they've been watching other peoples pokemon for years now?
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#46
Haseo Wrote:What I want to know is how Team Plasma has enough technology and stealth to build an automated, moving CASTLE that PIERCES THROUGH THE STURDY WALLS OF THE POKEMON LEAGUE yet still fails as hard as Team Rocket. I mean, those guys could make pokemon harvesting machines with that kind of technology! If nobody can use pokemon because they've got them all, then all they gotta do is wait for the remaining ones to die off, and then their mission is accomplished.

Actually, they made something even better. They made something that allows them to hack into every computer's storage box and would be able to steal Pokemon through that. I had to say that was a pretty impressive feat on their part, but you ended their plans before they even used it.
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#47
Smooth Criminal Wrote:Actually, they made something even better. They made something that allows them to hack into every computer's storage box and would be able to steal Pokemon through that. I had to say that was a pretty impressive feat on their part, but you ended their plans before they even used it.

The Pokemon Storage System uses too complex of an encryption, they would have to jump onto the IRC and talk using "Drug Boats" to ask other "1337 Speakers" if they could help.
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#48
How about, there's over 50 identical twins of Nurse Joy and whatever the cop name was? Their mother would've looked like a pregnant jabba....
Oh and the number of Joys and cops is like pokemon, there's always more of them.
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#49
Mute Wrote:why do all of the team _____ grunts look exactly alike to one another?
why don't those day-care people understand how two pokemon can have an egg together if they've been watching other peoples pokemon for years now?

Because no one gives two shits about the unimportant background characters and no one wants to expend the effort to develop 50 different sprites that will each only be seen once in the game.
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#50
Is it just a coincidence that the daycare in Gen II is located on Route 34?
How would Charles Darwin react to pokemon?

And if it was possible for Ash to catch a riceball with a pokeball (with the red glowing and all), could it be possible to catch larger objects? Perhaps even possible to catch a car, an autocamper or even a house?
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#51
Mute Wrote:why do all of the team _____ grunts look exactly alike to one another?
why don't those day-care people understand how two pokemon can have an egg together if they've been watching other peoples pokemon for years now?

They're feigning ignorance and actually run an underground black market store for pokeporn.
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#52
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#53
Unleashing Wrote:[Image: 1303649438490.png]

Fucking lol'd irl
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#54
Here's one that always bugged me:

How in the hell can a 10 year old catch pokemon like Arceus, Giratina, Groudon, etc. without being horribly obliterated into nothing? If the dex entries are right, these things warp existence with a single goddamn breath!
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#55
Piggy 2.0 Wrote:Here's one that always bugged me:

How in the hell can a 10 year old catch pokemon like Arceus, Giratina, Groudon, etc. without being horribly obliterated into nothing? If the dex entries are right, these things warp existence with a single goddamn breath!

(10 year old kids need not apply)
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#56
CJScarlet Wrote:And if it was possible for Ash to catch a riceball with a pokeball (with the red glowing and all), could it be possible to catch larger objects? Perhaps even possible to catch a car, an autocamper or even a house?

What about catching OTHER PEOPLE?!
And I wish that they would hurry and release the DW Ditto.
[Image: halolz-dot-com-pokemon-ditto-optimu.jpg]
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#57
Oh, here are some perfect examples.

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EDIT: Uh, the last two images won't show for some reason, I hope that's just me. :|
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#58
This never occurred to me until now:

[Image: halolz-dot-com-pokemon-profoak-discovered350more.jpg]


And I saw this as a Youtube video somewhere, but lost the link:
[Image: halolz-dot-com-pokemonblackwhite-6wailordfight.jpg]
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#59
^I couldn't help it. I lol'd.

Especially at the Optimus Prime one.
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