Men of Southperry: Facial Hair!

I pretty much shave off my 'stache as soon as I see a whisker pop up. I looked like a out of work porn actor with it >_>.

I looked like a out of work porn actor with it >_>.

That's how men should look, embrace it.

I have a full beard that I grow out every month, then I shave it once or twice a month. This cycle repeats.

I look really gross with it. And it grows everywhere and fast. I shave often.

Beards only look good if you have a fat/round face or a very defined chin. Mustaches are always good, even when they look terrible. Keep that in mind.

Beards only look good if you have a fat/round face or a very defined chin. Mustaches are always good, even when they look terrible. Keep that in mind.

LIKE MINE. :3

LIKE MINE. :3

That's not even a mustache, it looks like chocolate pudding. They have to have some substance. You should do something interesting with them in order for them to look good. Like Wilford Brimley's stache

I considered having a server admin manbeard, but it seemed like too much maintenance.

I have a full beard that I grow out every month, then I shave it once or twice a month. This cycle repeats.

I'm do this too.

That's not even a mustache, it looks like chocolate pudding. They have to have some substance. You should do something interesting with them in order for them to look good. Like Wilford Brimley's stache

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Superior.

My facial hair hair isn't full enough to bother growing. It always looks grody when I do. :<

I shave whenever I get annoyed with it. can be 1 day, can be a month.

That's not even a mustache, it looks like chocolate pudding. They have to have some substance. You should do something interesting with them in order for them to look good. Like Wilford Brimley's stache

I wasn't talking about the hair, i was talking about my face. I've had those fat cheeks for my entire life and nothing makes my face look better than a little facial hair like in the picture. I couldn't pull off a beard because the hair on the side of my face doesn't grow enough yet and if it gets too long i just feel really scruffy and disgusting, just like a mustache/goatee that is too long. I don't like growing my facial hair more than what is in that picture because if the stache gets too long, the hair can get in my mouth and i start chewing on it, which is disgusting. If it's short it's fun to stroke it since it has the same feeling as stroking someone who has really really short hair, which feels nice.

Shaving everything constantly results in grey stubble which looks really really stupid/creepy with my face.

I considered having a server admin manbeard, but it seemed like too much maintenance.

Oh Fiel you're so funny!

Oh Fiel you're so funny!

You didn't get it until I told you.

My facial hair doesn't grow too well on my cheeks... My sideburns, mustache and chin hair grow fast as hell, so I look... odd when I have facial hair. Though, I've been too lazy to shave lately, so it's all grown out and fugly. xd

Mostly, though, I prefer to shave it all off, unless I'm feeling lazy.

All of you men should be completely shaven. Ugh, gross, body hair. There is only two places where hair belongs.

Where is the option for "I'm a girl and have a moustache"?

Where is the option for "I'm a girl and have a moustache"?

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