The Wall of Bricks! v. 2.0

Then I bulldoze Subway down and rebuild Taco Bell

Taco Bell got its intelligence raped and pillaged.

It now serves Soft-Serve Yogurt.

I dramatically drop in cast a very heavily mana-ed Fireball
Much of its power is wasted on Iron Mutae, but a little hits the wall. (-100)

I choose you Rayquaza! Use hyperbeam!
Wall uses Protect.

I throw a Pokeball at the wall.
Aw, it appeared to be caught! (This message pops up when you don't have a chance to catch it, in case you don't know.)

Casts Privileged Position enchantment around me and anyone in my area to avoid any one particular person from being the direct targets of any attacks.
Ok.

Once my army is healthy and complete, they will unleash their wrath.
The wall uses a Brick Bomb to explode the bison-things. And, those won't do much good when the Alchadeno can just spawn Attack Cancel stuff.


I build a Taco Bell next to the wall.
Mexicans and Katie Raid.
The Taco Bell is gone.
And then I pour salt all over the ruins of Taco Bell, and Gwen and I build a Subway over the salted ruins.
Then I bulldoze Subway down and rebuild Taco Bell.
It now serves Soft-Serve Yogurt.
You got a Soft-Serve Yogurt restaurant. Two problems, it's now property of the Alchadeno (unless you wanna risk getting shot), and what a waste of turns!

~Reinforced Mithril Mutae with Attack Cancel spawns.
~The wall summons 3 Bricks to attack the Jemunists. (These are treated as the same as Himes, except they explode upon contact.)
Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
5 Reinforced Mithril Mutae with Attack Cancel buffs
3 Bricks. (Explosive!)
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Spies: 2

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magicarp

Spies, plz PM some sort of defenses!!

In a rage at the lose of my aurochs, I being to summon many different nightmare horrors including Hypnox, a giant flying horror that drains the thoughts of one particular person of my choice upon its arrival and grants it back upon it's death. My choice is one of the Alchadeno. All this while the song "This is Halloween" is playing.

 Hypnox

 Faceless Butcher

 Spoiler

Tried to show some pics of them but only found two.

I being to summon many different nightmare horrors including Hypnox,
All horrors are interupted except Hypnox. The creature steals the thoughts of a random Alchadeno.

~A spy has put up dozens of Mr. Mime Walls! These walls are invisible until hit, and will block shots until they are taken down or destroyed. They aren't very strong if hit, but there's so many of them!

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
5 Reinforced Mithril Mutae with Attack Cancel buffs
3 Bricks. (Explosive!)
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Invisible Mr. Mime Walls
Spies: 3

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magicarp

am I the only one that sees the idiocy of a game that just goes on.. and on.. and on..



wait nvm, forgot this was an MS forum.

*takes out the easy button* -click- that was easy
(wall life = 0)

I throw an Ultra Ball at the wall.

I repeatedly tap A and B in rapid succession.

*fires multiple barrels form this cannon*

Well hypnox, get ready to see a lot of little lightning. Casts shock and I radiate it. Shock deals 2 damage to one specific target and radiate copies it for as many targets exists and targets them all. Which means every Mr. Mime wall is hit.

*the tanks from my previous turn start bombarding the wall*

i throw a bajillion Neodynium-Iron-Boron magnets at it doing nothing but attracting the mutaes together

am I the only one that sees the idiocy of a game that just goes on.. and on.. and on..
That basically applies to every MMO ever created.

*takes out the easy button* -click- that was easy
The button spawns cube slimes. They knock over a few Mr Mime walls, but they are so nooby even the normal Alchadeno can take them out. "That was easy." one says.

I throw an Ultra Ball at the wall.
Aww, it appeared to be caught! and mashing A and B does nothing.

*fires multiple barrels form this cannon*
Hits five Fake Walls.

Casts shock and I radiate it. Shock deals 2 damage to one specific target and radiate copies it for as many targets exists and targets them all.
You hit the mutaes and the wall. All 2 dmg succeeds in doing is aggroing them. (In the case of the wall, it is a MISS.) One explosive brick hits hypnox and interupts the spell before it finishes. (You also hit a bunch of fake walls, but there's plenty where those came from.)

*the tanks from my previous turn start bombarding the wall*
The wall casts a shield that blocks incoming attacks. Your long-range attacks do little to the wall. (shield= 500)

i throw a bajillion Neodynium-Iron-Boron magnets at it doing nothing but attracting the mutaes together
They morph into one huge Reinforced Mithril Mutae.

~A spy has cast a large thundercloud around the wall! In addition in doing no damage to the wall, lightning strikes make it Lit. Immune.
~I, required to carry out my mission to the Black Magician, begin to channel the energy for a summoning.

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
Shield: 500
A thundercloud surrounds the wall.
1 large Reinforced Mithril Mutae with Attack Cancel buff
2 Bricks. (Explosive!)
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Invisible Mr. Mime Walls
Spies: 3

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magicarp
ablu's tanks
a hypnox

Prepare for pain, a decree of pain, all monsters, mine and yours, are dead. Along with their deaths, a surge of knowledge flows to my mind (Decree of pain: Destroy all monsters on the field. They can't be regenerated. Draw cards equal to the number of monsters destroyed in this way. The hand equals a person's knowledge in magic). I of course realize this does nothing to the wall, but it does allow a fairly clean entrance clear of mutates with just the MM walls and alchadenos in the way. Everyone, seize the moment, I need a little time to recharge.

I take the Magicarp and replace the "c" with a "k", to make it less pathetic.

i give the wall this eye test

then when it tries or fails to read it, i summon 9 more cannons that fire infinite rounds at the fake wall while trying to hit the real wall

Little did people know that the whole incident about Gwen losing her pants in a challenge on TDI led her to realize that her pants could also be used as a weapon!



*Gwen tosses the loose pants at the wall at speeds that even rival Owen's flying speed as a missile.*

Imma firin mah laz0r!!!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Prepare for pain, a decree of pain
Mutae's dead, bricks blow up, hypnox's dead.

I take the Magicarp and replace the "c" with a "k", to make it less pathetic.
Magikarp learned tackle! Ooh, so much better! -.-

i give the wall this eye test
Wall shoots it before it goes blind. (Not that that would do much.)

then when it tries or fails to read it, i summon 9 more cannons that fire infinite rounds at the fake wall while trying to hit the real wall
Shield -100. Wall hurls lightning bolts from the cloud at the cannons, destroying them.

*Gwen tosses the loose pants at the wall at speeds that even rival Owen's flying speed as a missile.*
These bounce harmlessly off a fake wall.

Imma firin mah laz0r!!!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wall is lit immune, remember? But, shield isn't. -200

~I finish my summoning spell. Pineapple, it's only a couple hundred Himes. >.>
Trying again...

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,890
Shield: 200
A thundercloud surrounds the wall.
A soft-serve yogurt restaurant, next to the wall.
Invisible Mr. Mime Walls
Spies: 3

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magikarp
ablu's tanks

Neutral:
a couple hundred Himes

I strap highly explosive bombs to 50 dogs and throw a steak at the wall. Go doggies go!

I call forth Satan to rip open the Earth right underneath the walls. The earth also trembles, spewing sand and dust everywhere, revealing the Mr. Mime walls.

I also erect a lightning rod that is immune to all manner of physical battering.

I type in the cheat POWEROVERWHELMING and I press Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.