The Wall of Bricks! v. 2.0

If you read my last post on the original Wall topic, it ended with me submitting a research paper to the Alchadeno. This paper was about the life force of the wall. Soon after, though, the Alchadeno discover that I am a Jemunist spy, and so imprison me. (Yes, I helped both sides. O.O) They secretly experiment with various materials, and eventually create a duplicate Wall of Bricks. This one is weaker, as alchemy is not a perfect science, but it has the tricks of the original. However, the Jemunists, now aware of the coming attack, have prepared themselves...

Attacks can still be anything.

Healing/ HP boosts will not be conducted, but defenses such as a moat will be accepted, as long as you are working for the Alchadeno (see below).

Unless through PM I list you as an Alchadeno spy, you may not defend the wall. Anyone who is posts their defense through PM, to keep it annoymous. There will be roughly 1 spy per 3-5 people.

You may kill anyone suspected of being a spy/ is a traitor, but be aware that killing an ally will mark yourself as a traitor.

~As I lie in Alchadeno jail, I watch the coming battle.
Wall: 75,000 HP

Since nothing has happened to Owen, I'll just try again to throw himat your puny wall!



Yes, wouldn't a missile of this size be launched with enough force to take down that 75k?

I spawn another hatchery, evolutionary chamber, spawning pool, hydralisk den, and a couple of sunken colonies.

I zergling rush that wall.

I sit and stare at the wall.

magikarp, I CHOOSE YOU!

magikarp used splash

I show the wall my penis.

Wall: -75,000 HP

[YOUTUBE]cwyVV5_orBo[/YOUTUBE]


=P

So you're a traitor traitor? o.o



I...call dibs on being an outsider from Omega Sector. D: Yay netruality. <3

Since nothing has happened to Owen, I'll just try again to throw himat your puny wall!
Last time I checked fat-pineapple vs. a wall, the wall always won, and it was a normal one.

I spawn another hatchery, evolutionary chamber, spawning pool, hydralisk den, and a couple of sunken colonies. I zergling rush that wall.
The evolutionary chamber and spawning pool are flattened by the wall's giant brick attack. Your Zergling attack works for a little while, but is soon repulsed by 5 Iron Mutae with Attack Cancel buffs. (-10)

magikarp used splash
But nothing happened!

I show the wall my penis.
Other than getting a brick thrown at your head, nothing happened either.

Worthyness' vid
oh good, a punch... the wall uses a shoop-da-woop to blast the robot.

So you're a traitor traitor? o.o
Yes, I work for the Black Magician. dum dum dummmmm

I...call dibs on being an outsider from Omega Sector. D: Yay netruality. <3
Both sides are offering your allegiance to them. I only bothered to send you one.

Alchadeno:
Wall: 74,990
5 Iron Mutae with Attack Cancel buffs
Spies: 1

Jemunist:
A Zerg Hatchery, Hydralisk Den, and a few Sunken Colonies
A Magicarp

I dramatically drop in cast a very heavily mana-ed Fireball (I deal X damage to Y amount of creatures depending on how much mana I put into each variable, 6 in Y and you can only imagine X). DIE WALL.

New challenger approaches.

I can just imagine this epic music here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRe3h1iQ1Os

I choose you Rayquaza!
Use hyperbeam!

I blow bubbles all over the place.

Time to bring in the heavy machinery! *calls in tanks to bombard the wall with powerful exploding bomb-bullets.

Casts Privileged Position enchantment around me and anyone in my area to avoid any one particular person from being the direct targets of any attacks. Begins summoning the bison like creatures known as aurochs, alone they are easily killed, but in a herd they will trample what is in their path. Unfortunately the eather in which they are pulled through sickens them. Once my army is healthy and complete, they will unleash their wrath.

I throw a Pokeball at the wall.

I build a Taco Bell next to the wall. It's open for business.

I build a Taco Bell next to the wall. It's open for business.

Mexicans and Katie Raid.

The Taco Bell is gone.

The Taco Bell is gone.

And then I pour salt all over the ruins of Taco Bell, and Gwen and I build a Subway over the salted ruins.

And then I pour salt all over the ruins of Taco Bell, and Gwen and I build a Subway over the salted ruins.

Then I bulldoze Subway down and rebuild Taco Bell