Please help me figure out if I'm gay or not...

So, I'm wondering, what kind of things would make me gay? I'll list some gay activities that I do, along with some straight, manly activities. It's your job Southperry, to help quell my wonderings.

Gay:

• Goes on Italian Vogue
  
• Watches America's Next Top Model
  
• Uses "Fabulous" in real life
  
• Collection of scarves
  
• Man-crushes
  
• Listens to Britney
  

Straight:

• Goes on Engadget
  
• Watches Zombie movies
  
• Talks nerdy
  
• Collection of comic books
  
• Lady-loving
  
• Listens to Tool
  

SP, I'm just so confused!

Here's a way to find out if you're gay or not:

Can you see yourself sucking a penis / having sex of any kind with another man? y/n
Would you enjoy it? y/n
Do you have a sexual arousal to men? y/n

If you answered no to all three, you're straight. If you answered yes to 2 and 3, you're gay. If you answered yes to 1 you're bi.

I didn't even read the thread. I just voted that you're gay, because this is Southperry and you're all flaming homos.

ShiKage's just pissy he can't come out about his e-homosexuality.

OP: It's like they say; "If you have to ask..."

go do a field test, you know you want to.

DISCLAIMER: if you come back saying "i didn't want that" you are not gay, but still are pretty gay for trying

Just claim yourself to be Bisexual. Less trouble on the long term.

Being gay is about attraction, not about participating in stereotypical activities.

So, I'm wondering, what kind of things would make me gay? I'll list some gay activities that I do, along with some straight, manly activities. It's your job Southperry, to help quell my wonderings.

Gay:

• Goes on Italian Vogue
  
• Watches America's Next Top Model
  
• Uses "Fabulous" in real life
  
• Collection of scarves
  
• Man-crushes
  
• Listens to Britney
  
• Goes on Engadget
  
• Listens to Tool
  
• Watches Zombie movies
  
• Talks nerdy
  
• Collection of comic books
  

Straight:

• Lady-loving
  

SP, I'm just so confused!

Well, as you see, the Gay list is clearly longer than the Straight list...

Yeah, I just said "longer" and "straight". And you reacted. Sooooo gay.

Guys, am I gay?

Guys, am I gay?

Yes.

Guys, am I gay?

Whatever gender you are, I'm sure you like it.

Alright, here's a question: Do you prefer males?

Being gay is about attraction, not about participating in stereotypical activities.

Tottaly hermaphrodite.

Being gay is about attraction, not about participating in stereotypical activities.

sucking males is a stereotypically gay activity, i could mention others but... errr... no.

Your mother will still love you so its k

You don't look too gay. You're thread seems like an un-gay thread. Seems pretty un-gay in here to me.

And I'm sorry if you don't feel gay. but hay! Might as well post this here.

• Gay as defined as:
  
• cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile"
  
• full of or showing high-spirited merriment; "when hearts were young and gay"; "a poet could not but be gay, in such a jocund company"- Wordsworth; "the jolly crowd at the reunion"; "jolly old Saint Nick"; "a jovial old gentleman"; "have a merry Christmas"; "peals of merry laughter"; "a mirthful ...
  
• given to social pleasures often including dissipation; "led a gay Bohemian life"; "a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies"
  
• brave: brightly colored and showy; "girls decked out in brave new dresses"; "brave banners flying"; "`braw' is a Scottish word"; "a dress a bit too gay for her years"; "birds with gay plumage"
  
• offering fun and gaiety; "a festive (or festal) occasion"; "gay and exciting night life"; "a merry evening"
  

Guys, am I gay?

I don't know, are you? If you had a penis and you had the ability to suck yourself, and you would, I'm sure that qualifies as gay. If not, then that's ok too. You can't be as bad as OP though.

I don't know, are you? If you had a penis and you had the ability to suck yourself, and you would, I'm sure that qualifies as gay. If not, then that's ok too. You can't be as bad as OP though.

Sucking your OWN penis doesn't make you gay -- that means you have a weird way of pleasuring yourself.

I don't know, are you? If you had a penis and you had the ability to suck yourself, and you would, I'm sure that qualifies as gay. If not, then that's ok too. You can't be as bad as OP though.

You mean like how you have the ability to give yourself a handjob?