The wall of STEEL!

Unlike randompeep, I'm not gonna lie; you can't win.
You will die no matter what you do.


Wall: 1 HP.
(Yes, I will be doing my best to make a little MS paint drawing with each action.)

Update: You cannot preform any actions if you're dead.
If you do try to preform an action, your post will be ignored.

The following are dead:
Acim: banned then choked to death
randompeep: impaled on a sword pillar
Chompy: crushed by a heavy lourd
Outland: stabbed in the back
Beserker101: nuked
Providence: became an hero
ClawofBeta: crit rocketed
z0mgc00k13: disintegrated due to extreme heat
Blankout: spontaneous combustion
Russt: struck by lightning
EngelRod: eaten by a dragon
madanthony: Spider'd
Matty: head exploded
Holypie: electrocuted
MechMike: Wave cannon'd
Kasuhitomi: card lodged in head
Judgment, Worthyness, erich336, KaidaTan, and Bacon: Merton'd

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Hall of Fame:

Survived one turn:
MechMike

Code:

<script type="text/javascript">
var wallHp = document.steelWall.hpValue;
wallHp--;
</script>

Wall: 0 HP.


Errrr seriously though I spray the wall with water.

[##]<(<)

surpriez seckz

Nice... mini ASCII wall, Blankout.

.... *gets someone to weld the wall into a heart then donates it to amoria*

Errrr seriously though I spray the wall with water.

As you are about to do so, the wall looks at you funny, in your haste you spill the water all over yourself. A thunderstorm then sneaks up on you.



You're dead.

[##]<(<)

surpriez seckz

The wall is not amused by your ASCII shenanigans, and you explode.



You're dead.

.... *gets someone to weld the wall into a heart then donates it to amoria*

Before you can put your plan into action, the wall reads your mind and you burst into flame.



You're dead.

I slam the randompeep's wall of bricks into this wall of steel.
Oh, and I'm not in the middle of it. I'm watching from a safe distance.

I slam the randompeep's wall of bricks into this wall of steel.
Oh, and I'm not in the middle of it. I'm watching from a safe distance.

No you're not, you only think you are. The wall shoots a crit rocket at you.



You're dead.

EDIT: Last one for tonight. I'll update tomorrow, maybe.

I kill myself.

I never go within a 10 mile radius of the wall. This wall can't have my heart like randompeep's wall did.

I give the wall a hug. Then I shank it while it's overwhelmed by my affection.

I decide for Peace not war and Blast the ska while skanking.
Like a pickle
A SKANKING PICKLE!

*clicks the revive button*
... this wall just builds on it self :O
its not fair T^T *neither is the brick >_>*
kick the wall*i can see there this is going*

My wall can be defeated. I just choose when.

(Thanks to dumbpineapples though, they made it a lot harder. gg )

My wall can be defeated. I just choose when.

(Thanks to dumbpineapples though, they made it a lot harder. gg )

Deathnote ftw .

I open the latest memory editor, proceed to bypass WallGuard, attach to process WALL.EXE and edit the wall's HP to 0.

Deathnote ftw .

Check the wall of bricks. I made a new update.

I kill myself.

The wall thinks you're patronizing it. So it revives you and kills you again.

[The wall doesn't consider you important enough for your own image.]

You're dead.

I never go within a 10 mile radius of the wall. This wall can't have my heart like randompeep's wall did.

The wall doesn't like randompeep's wall. It shoots a rocket propelled nuke at you for your treachery.




You're dead.

I give the wall a hug. Then I shank it while it's overwhelmed by my affection.

Just before you shank it you notice a knife in your back. The wall had the same idea.



You're dead.

I decide for Peace not war and Blast the ska while skanking.
Like a pickle
A SKANKING PICKLE!

The wall hates Ska, and pickles. It drops a 10ton weight on you.



You're dead.

My wall can be defeated. I just choose when.

(Thanks to dumbpineapples though, they made it a lot harder. gg )

Once again, the wall doesn't like your wall. It summons a giant sword pillar to impale you.
The camera also zooms out; we need more room.



You're dead.

I open the latest memory editor, proceed to bypass WallGuard, attach to process WALL.EXE and edit the wall's HP to 0.

The wall has a better guard then Nexon, so it autobans you.



You're banned.

You're banned.

We won. He didn't die. He got banned .

We won. He didn't die. He got banned .

He choked to death 3 minutes later.
Also, smoldering creators can't talk.