Not new.

Good thing I have a natural aura around me that wards people away.

*remembers how when you first came to Southperry you had over half the forum in the palm of your hand*

Good thing I have a natural aura around me that wards people away.

And then we learn what you really are.

And 2012 happens.

Good thing I have a natural aura around me that wards people away.

You're lucky.

You're lucky.

Stop taking baths/showers, that should ward people away.

Stop taking baths/showers, that should ward people away.

And any potential special people of the other gender

*remembers how when you first came to Southperry you had over half the forum in the palm of your hand*

>Implying auras can be felt through the internet

>Implying auras can be felt through the internet

They can.

You're lucky.

Or if you have massive breasts. They're great magnets for attracting people, males or females.

Wasup babe.

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Ooh, you making faces?

That's fine with me too.

Wasup babe.

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Ooh, you making faces?

That's fine with me too.

I thought that says 'feces' at first, and I was going to say . . . well, never mind that.

Or if you have massive breasts. They're great magnets for attracting people, males or females.

I know. I get hit on all the time by both genders. I should just get that breast reduction surgery.

I know. I get hit on all the time by both genders. I should just get that breast reduction surgery.

HOLD UP, DON'T DO THAT ! ! ! You can do that once you post pictures for us to fap to.

I know. I get hit on all the time by both genders. I should just get that breast reduction surgery.

Or don't talk to people, and give them cold glances if they approach you. If they still try to talk to you, end the conversation as fast as possible. Having headphones on almost 24/7 while in public helps keep people away from you. If they get close and aren't within your direct line of sight, you an always just ignore them and pretend you don't know they're there.

HOLD UP, DON'T DO THAT ! ! ! You can do that once you post pictures for us to fap to.

As I said before, SP can't handle the boobs.

Or don't talk to people, and give them old glances if they approach you.

I do that but they just think I'm into it. It's awful. Maybe I need to work on my odd glances.

Maybe you should just stay home all day then.

I would if I could but I have to work. Those poles aren't gonna dance themselves yanno.

ITT: Spidey teaches the ways of hikikomori

I would if I could but I have to work. Those poles aren't gonna dance themselves yanno.

What a slut.

What a slut.

Yay, now I feel at home on SP. ^_^

I am enjoying the replies I've been seeing in this thread. Quality thread.