Nintendo just said "pineapple it"

Wii. Lol.

So.... we don't have too many games with violence. But we have THIS bullshit?

Not too many games with violence?

Mario stomping on mushrooms, making their eyes and guts pop out?

Link stabbing Ganondorf in the face and walking away?

Samus blasting things in the face with her multiple different types of guns?


Please. Nintendo was born into violence.

Ha ha ha I love the parental codes at the end.

And then the Wii becomes the number one cause of STDs in the world.

Psh. As if it isn't already.

Nintendo and games:

I laughed harder than I should have.

wut

I'll never again think the same about you, Nintendo.

Wii. Lol.

PSP. LOL XD

See, I can be stupid too.

Nintendo and games:

LOL.. Good day, sir.. +1 to you.

Not too many games with violence?

Mario stomping on mushrooms, making their eyes and guts pop out?

Link stabbing Ganondorf in the face and walking away?

Samus blasting things in the face with her multiple different types of guns?


Please. Nintendo was born into violence.

I dont recall eyes/guts coming out of mushrooms.

The Wii is still a pretty annoying platform, simply because everything has to have motion, even when it's not needed.

The Wii is still a pretty annoying platform, simply because everything has to have motion, even when it's not needed.

>Classic Controller

The Wii is still a pretty annoying platform, simply because everything has to have motion, even when it's not needed.

The Last Story isn't motion compatible last I checked.

Also, why the heck are people complaining about this now? We already know Nintendo usually approves all games. I mean, look at all the shovelware already.

Shaking my head.

Shaking my head.

inb4Japanmakesfleshlitegamesforwii.

inb4Japanmakesfleshlitegamesforwii.

......maybe not wii.... but such a thing exists yes.

The Wii is still a pretty annoying platform, simply because everything has to have motion, even when it's not needed.

>Virtual Console

But yeah, the menu requires motion controls in order to chose any games you want to play or anything else.

Ubisoft should really widen their target audience with this ad.
Parents could use this game to entertain their kids while they're being given a spanking for misbehavior.