Yoyos

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From left to right:
Material:Aircraft Aluminum, Polycarbonate w/gold plated aluminum weight rings, Wood
Weight:67 grams, 55ish grams ,58.2 grams
Pain from minor contact: 10-15 seconds, 3-5 seconds, [color="red"]8+ hours.[/color]

Story: Cleaning up my room, found an old yoyo. Played with it for a few seconds and hit my forearm with it. Hurt like a mofo instantly. Unable to do basic human functions with my right arm since then. No health insurance and just now realized I should actually try treating it instead of doing nothing. Discuss.

Bonus: Odd captcha I got while trying to upload the image:

Nevermind the yoyo's. What's that captcha!!! 113, ll3, 3?

Okay, i'm over it. What the hell did you do to make your arm hurt so much & require treatment?

Threw it forward a lot harder than I should have, string didn't unravel 100%. [Insert Newton's 3rd law]

I sense this was self inflicted.

Ptfff. Chinese yoyos are were it's at.

Ptfff. Chinese yoyos are were it's at.

Ask and you shall recieve(Forgot to rotate):

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Someone's a heavy yoyo enthusiast.

Where're the true yo-yo's that were used as weapons?

Where're the true yo-yo's that were used as weapons?

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^ I just laughed so hard.

Well Mute, he got you there.