F*&ked Up Dad

I would hate this.

>Believing stories on 4chon.

Holy pomegranate that's awesome.

My desire for becoming a psychologist has grown ten fold.

>Believing stories on 4chon.

Even if it was made up, Id hate my dad doing stuff like that to me.

Raise your hand if you're a bastard!
-raises hand-

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Why are you lying to me?

>Browsing the internet
>nothing interesting around
>looks up doujins
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to pineapple
>bear disrupts desk
>Gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to pineapple
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Browsing the internet
>nothing interesting around
>looks up doujins
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to pineapple
>bear disrupts desk
>Gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to pineapple
FUCKING GAMESTOP

So, your sister wanted to pineapple you... a_@

even if these are false, they are still freaking hilarious

>Browsing the internet
>nothing interesting around
>looks up doujins
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to pineapple
>bear disrupts desk
>Gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to pineapple
FUCKING GAMESTOP

Seriously, what the pineapple?





By the way, John, this was posted only a couple of weeks ago. O_o

F'ucking lol at everything posted here. hahaha.