Hallucinations...

I have just had one.... I thought I saw a cockroach/turd monster crawl out of my floor...

F'ucking weird.

Uh, what the hell does a turd monster look like exactly?

Uh, what the hell does a turd monster look like exactly?

A) Imagine a turd, but with spider legs and eyes.
B) Imagine a spider, without fangs, and instead of a thorax/abdomen, it's a turd.

Ewww, were you falling asleep at the time?

Nope, I was just sitting down and doing some sh'it on minecraft. I see out of the corner of my eyes this wierd mass, and I look over and it vanishes. I think "okay steve, just another random sock thrown on the floor."

I go back to doing my business, then BLAM the same shape appears underneath the bureau.

Maybe it was a mouse.

This?

>pomegranate on Minecraft
>Hear noise in house
>Motherfucking creepers all up in this peach
>Where my diamond sword, niggas?
>Magazines slipped off of each other
>Put aluminum bat away
>Minecraft till next noise.

It's like when I though I saw a big black object in the sky and yelled, "OH POR DIOS! MIREN TODOS AHI ARRIBA UNA.... COSA VOLADORA!" Then everyone looked at me awkardly. Be thankfull you were not in public.

That means so much to me and the rest of the non-spanish southperrian community.

That means so much to me and the rest of the non-spanish southperrian community.

I'm sure it does.

It's like when I though I saw a big black object in the sky and yelled, "OH POR DIOS! MIREN TODOS AHI ARRIBA UNA.... COSA VOLADORA!" Then everyone looked at me awkardly. Be thankfull you were not in public.

According to my Spanish skills, "Oh my god, look above... it's a (?) thing!"

According to my Spanish skills, "Oh my god, look above... it's a (?) thing!"

Flying.

What drugs were you on, again?

Ever played MineCraft in complete darkness, with no noise distracting you? YEEEEAH, I HAVE. AT pineappleING 2 AM. I drank so much one night, I swore to God, I thought I heard a Creeper in my house. IRL. I was like " . . . . . " ;_; I hugged my Dakimakura tightly that night, as I played MineCraft. I still heard Creeper noises.

;___;

Ever played MineCraft in complete darkness, with no noise distracting you? YEEEEAH, I HAVE. AT pineappleING 2 AM. I drank so much one night, I swore to God, I thought I heard a Creeper in my house. IRL. I was like " . . . . . " ;_; I hugged my Dakimakura tightly that night, as I played MineCraft. I still heard Creeper noises.

;___;

I have. Midnight, dad has gone to bed, all lights off, TV off, headphones on, suddenly *SCREECH*

"OH SHET!"

Now, let's all try venturing into a COMPLETLY dark cave with only 2 torches during midnight, alone, no lights on and using headphones.

Post results.

Now, let's all try venturing into a COMPLETLY dark cave with only 2 torches during midnight, alone, no lights on and using headphones.

Post results.

Done before.

Flying.

HOLY pomegranate A FLYING THING!