The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Southperry version

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THIS I WAS SURE AS HELL BORED, AND I FEEL LIKE SHARING MY WEIRD THINKINGS. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Disclaimers: Cornman = Corn, X = XTOTHEL, Matt = DualReaver, Zach = SlayerZach. If I didn't include you it was for rhyming and matching syllable purposes. Sorry in advance.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW OR FORGOT THIS SONG HERE IT IS AS AID.
[video=youtube;k3Nqguav6nE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE[/video]

Enjoy.




Old Zelkova was hopping around
The Southperry site like a big playground
When suddenly Cornman burst from the shade
and hit Zelkova with a Corngrenade
Zelkova got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by X
who proceeded to open up a can of X Fu
When Devil's Sunrise came out of the blue

And he started beating up X to the Eel
Then they both got flattened by the Cornmobile
but before it could make it back to the Corncave
IllegallySane popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Cornman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because MariaColette came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Zelkova took a bite out of MariaColette
like Scruff McGruff when he is at the vet
and then X came back covered in a tire track
but Shikage jumped out and landed on his back
and Cornman was injured, and trying to get steady
when IllegallySane came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Chameleonic took him out with his whip

then he saw Zelkova sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Cornman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Shikage deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while IllegallySane tried to pole vault
onto MariaColette, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Sarah Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in grand unison
down from the heavens descended Eosian
who delivered a kick which could shatter brick
into the crotch of Chameleonic
who fell over on the ground, loss of vita
as Cornman changed back to old Beta
but E saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Cornman's head in between his thighs

then Cactuar the Green and Mira the Bright and
Crazynomad our one 200 White Knight and
Rayquaza 2-2-3-3 and and the DustBunny
and IssacGS and Dr the Rusty
Solarboy, the Doxinator, Greg and Mark, and Takebacker
Spidey, Turtally, every single manga reader
KajitiSouls and FelixTM,
Matt, The Zach, JoeTang, and KaidaTan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Eosian in his admin ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Fiel in a chinchilla fur sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.

Excellent work .

I got decapitated .

You deserve a cookie. I lol'd hard at the Sarah stare.

I assume Cornman = corn

I assume Cornman = corn

No, Cornman is actually Will.

This thread is wonderful.

11/10.

May I suggest changing Civilians to Lurkers?

May I suggest changing Civilians to Lurkers?

Nawww. That's how epic it is, when people outside the internets are looking as well. Also, 2 syllables in Lurker vs 3 in Civilian.

I'm not there. :<


AWESOME JOB anyways! :b

This...

This is amazing.

This is pretty cool xD i like it.

Sarah stare is probably the best line. I'd probably change Mr. Fiel in a bloodstained sweater into a chinchilla fur sweater.

I'm not there. :<


AWESOME JOB anyways! :b

You have been here only 3 months... and you don't even post that much.

I wish spidey [SIZE="1"]And me[/SIZE] had bigger roles.

I approve of this.

Omg yeah this is rubbish... Where am i in this story???

loljustjokingofcoursebutyeah xD

PS: i knew fiel was going to be the champion xD

Pretty good stuff up in this thread.

Sarah stare is probably the best line. I'd probably change Mr. Fiel in a bloodstained sweater into a chinchilla fur sweater.

Sure why not. The syllable count works. Fi-el in a chin-chil-la fur swea-ter (10 syllables) vs Mis-ter Ro-gers in a blood stained swea-ter (also 10 syllables!)

You have been here only 3 months... and you don't even post that much.

I wish spidey [SIZE="1"]And me[/SIZE] had bigger roles.

You and Spidey and a bunch of peope took down Eos, that's a pretty big role in itself.

Omg yeah this is rubbish... Where am i in this story???

loljustjokingofcoursebutyeah xD

PS: i knew fiel was going to be the champion xD

Based on your SP name syllable count, I can swap you with the Indiana Jones part, but that will mean you die by a brick shattering kick by Eos. You sure you want the role? =(

If you really wanna, say the word and you're in.

A++ Thread. Would read again.

Now let's hold a contest for whoever can sing this the best.

Hah, this was pretty good.

A++ Thread. Would read again.

Now let's hold a contest for whoever can sing this the best.

I can rap this.