Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

a pool hall.

I hope she was open enough for you to dive in.

Wait a second...
LARKA STOP PEGGING KEITH.

I was poking fun at what you said, in no way was I implying anything in the slightest.

God you people are so f'ucking miserable. Cheer the hell up for f'ucks sake.

It's a goddamn shame when I am more cheerful than the lot of you. Seriously.

because while others celebrate V' Day, we get S-ingle-A-wareness-D-ay

ANYONE CAN GET LAID. HARDLY ANYONE CAN SAY THEY CAN HAVE A RIGHTEOUSLY FUN TIME WITH RANDOM PEOPLE YOU MEET IN A POOL HALL.

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Sounds like fun.

I was poking fun at what you said, in no way was I implying anything in the slightest.

That you even mentioned whether or not you were implying something implies something "happened."

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Sounds like fun.

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Sounds like fun.

I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Sounds like f- oh wait.

SO, TRUE TO MY WORD, I DID GO OUT TO PLAY POOL, AND I HAD A GRAND MOTHERF'UCKING TIME.
some random dudes invited me to play with them, since it was the lone me and the three of them, so they offered a 2-on-2 match.
I WON BOTH FUCKING GAMES.
then we went and played BLOps in the pool place's video game room.
GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME HAND OVER FOOT.
but
BUT I HAD A GRAND F'UCKING TIME. MUCH FUN WAS HAD.
you jelly SP? No, you're all f'ucking assh'oles saying you got laid instead.
ANYONE CAN GET LAID. HARDLY ANYONE CAN SAY THEY CAN HAVE A RIGHTEOUSLY FUN TIME WITH RANDOM PEOPLE YOU MEET IN A POOL HALL.

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I had a righteously fun time with random people from my office. Some I knew, some I didn't.
We played strip poker and I won but ended up showing my boobs.
Yes, they are real and they're spectacular. o_O

Expected.

Expected.

Sorry, strip poker, boobs, and all that jazz...

Sounds like f- oh wait.

It is and you know it chump.
Just gotta pay for it.
Or wait for that "special someone"

Expected.

Disscretion.

Just gotta pay for it.

nty

nty

then shut up boy and accept the facts of life.

Meh, I had fun and seriously, who the hell hasn't seen my boobs?

Meh, I had fun and seriously, who the hell hasn't seen my boobs?

Don't ask questions you won't like the answers to.

Don't ask questions you won't like the answers to.

I don't like anything, no biggie.

then shut up boy and accept the facts of life.

Meh, I had fun and seriously, who the hell hasn't seen my boobs?

me

I'm getting tired of this mute thinking he's a player and pomegranate.

I don't like anything, no biggie.

If it wouldn't come off as creepy I'd say we should be friends.

Combat, cheer up man. I know it sucks but you just gotta roll with it and let life happen. Like that cheesy commercial for that open heart jewelry collection thing says, "If you leave your heart open love will find it's way in."