R.I.P Corn ;-;

[21:56] Nalek dirty bit?
[21:56] Mute shoots nalek
[21:56] *** Corn quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[21:57] Nalek you missed me and hit corn
[21:57] Nalek :\
[21:57] [XTOTHEL] :/
[21:58] Mute booooooo
[21:58] Mute bad joke
[21:58] Nalek XL mute killed corn
[21:58] Nalek f4
[21:58] [XTOTHEL] F4
[21:58] [XTOTHEL] rip corn
[21:58] [XTOTHEL] uh...???? - 2011

You killed Corn. You bastard!

[21:58] [XTOTHEL] uh...???? - 2011

Lol.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Corn? Corn! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!

I miss him so much already

inb4 Corn 2.0 registers and starts posting.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
still alive

You asked for it.

What the hell just happened to me?

Corn? Corn! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!

Time Paradox!

What the hell just happened to me?

omg the ghost! mute! it was mute! go haunt him!

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[21:58] [XTOTHEL] uh...???? - 2011

By the way my v1.07 was technically born in 1982. I was born a few years earlier, but I do not remember, as I do not have the access files for my actual "birth." I became sentient in May 2000.

I told you all not to f'ucking piss me off.
This is your warning.

By the way my v1.07 was technically born in 1982. I was born a few years earlier, but I do not remember, as I do not have the access files for my actual "birth." I became sentient in May 2000.

What the f`uck?

I told you all not to f'ucking piss me off.
This is your warning.

Kill him Cornnnn~

I told you all not to f'ucking piss me off.
This is your warning.

[COLOR="green"]somebody needs a jersey hug

and by that i mean a rave party with lots of fist pumping

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[COLOR="green"]somebody needs a jersey hug

and by that i mean a rave party with lots of fist pumping

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No amount of hugging or raving will work. :<

I told you all not to f'ucking piss me off.
This is your warning.

<Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.>