The wall of bricks!!

I hang out with Humpty Dumpty on the wall. Then I push him off. Hopefully we'll get all the king's horses and men to properly rush the wall in an attempt to get me down

Also, I cast Doom on the wall and hopefully plummet to my death if it works.

o.O? i redeem a pack of iTCG set 4, get a stirgeman cape and UPGRADE it to a STIRGEMAN'S CAPE OF WILINESS and use THAT to lure IsaacGS under my control bwahahahahahahahahahaha

still no. :p

Okay then.

I summon a monster book and it contains every single lore card of every single monster in Maplestory.

Yet, Issac?

On topic: I summon an infested terran base and make infested terrans (suicide bombers, pretty much)
I smash them against the wall.

I swear many times at the wall in an attempt to well not really accomplish anything... So, wall, how does it feel to not have my love anymore? Does it sting, DOES IT STING?

Gives the wall a power elixir then i give it hb

I kick the wall with smoldering hot metal kleets

i summon tabuu and every character in super smash bros. brawl to use their final smash on the wall all at once and tabuu to use off-waves!(the sheer epicness of this is enough to cause the world to split prescisly(sp?) in half right at the base of the wall)

i summon tabuu and every character in super smash bros. brawl to use their final smash on the wall all at once and tabuu to use off-waves!(the sheer epicness of this is enough to cause the world to split prescisly(sp?) in half right at the base of the wall)

Too bad, I had already summoned Tabuu and it is still reading "People".

o.o really? then i summon master hand/crazy hand instead!

That you can do, but yeah, page 5, Tabuu shows up and I think page 6 he was reading People or some other magazine.

My magical Solar Powers Dry up the Moat

-Day Turns to Night-

My magical Solar Powers Dry up the Moat

-Day Turns to Night-

i summon zakum on the wall XD

Anything involving the butane moat is ignored, as there is no more butane, (as pointed out by Russt).

I summon the thunder cats and the super monkey team hyper force go monkey's to pwn the wall
Without the machine's influence, the wall simply blasts them out.

I "will take the body parts and put them up on the wall and bring the dark disaster
Slifer was never summoned.

Franken Roid? D: You just can't let me have any fun. :X
I could blow you up, if you prefer.

I use it to lure IsaacGS to be under my control.
Fail.

I throw a large block of ice into the moat to freeze the glass.
Ice by itself can't freeze a thing.

I throw some mexican jumping beans at the wall =)
They rebound harmlessly.

the wall to make it feel bad. Yeah. How do you like that, huh?
The wall is not amused. You get a brick thrown at your head.

I use Ice Bolt on the wall and I have Expert Water Magic.
You freeze the water on the wall. Back to square one....(Ice=1000)

*uses it on the wall to dry it off*
One post too late...

I use Implosion with Expert Earth Magic btw.
Your magic fails because of the No Digging Rule. And because the wall is immune to instant-kills and the mortar is strong again.

I also get a 10th grade yellow gem to fire at the wall and it gets a triple hit!
-300 x3

use THAT to lure IsaacGS
Fail.

I hang out with Humpty Dumpty on the wall. Then I push him off. Hopefully we'll get all the king's horses and men to properly rush the wall in an attempt to get me down
The knights are fried. Humpty Dumpty becomes a delicious omlette. omnomnom.

Yet, Issac?
No.

On topic: I summon an infested terran base and make infested terrans (suicide bombers, pretty much) I smash them against the wall.
Base, check. Attack, (sigh) blown up in moat.

I swear many times at the wall in an attempt to well not really accomplish anything... So, wall, how does it feel to not have my love anymore? Does it sting, DOES IT STING?
No it does not.

Gives the wall a power elixir
It has been an honor knowing you guys. *sniff* (Wall= 1000000)

I kick the wall with smoldering hot metal kleets
Ice-100.

My magical Solar Powers Dry up the Moat
No sun. and Molten glass doesn't evaporate.

i summon zakum on the wall XD
A valiant effort, but futile, nonetheless

Ok, this is an improvised chart. I need to get off now, so I have simplified it to spirits and HP.
HP: 1000000
Spirits: Alloy

Don't post more than once tomorrow, as I have Back to School Night, and won't be able to respond tomorrow.

D:
What about the molten glass or whatever

Anything involving the butane moat is ignored, as there is no more butane, (as pointed out by Russt).

Taken from your last post:

I cast a spell to create all other materials, oxygen tanks, and fuel.
A strange temporal mechanism prevents all except the fuel from coming. It's butane.

~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is filled with molten glass. It is being drained into our area.

Don't expect another post till this time tomorrow.

Also, how can the wall drink Power Elixirs but not inject heroin?

Gives the wall a power elixir then i give it hb

D: not ns

Wouldn't it be more logical to HB, then power elixir?

Wouldn't it be more logical to HB, then power elixir?

Shhh! D:

I will now start using the 6 pokemon team I prepared.

ZYXWVUT sent out Abomasnow.



Abomasnow's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall! (All non-ice types lose 1/16th of maximum health every turn. This would be calculated from the 1,000,000, resulting in 62,500 health lost every turn. "Turn" is defined as every update made by the person running the thread.)

The opponent, the Wall, will fight for itself. Because it is stationary, as stated by the thread starter; "Wall seems interested, then remembers it can't move."; it cannot be faster than Abomasnow. Abomasnow attacks first.

Abomasnow uses Leech Seed on the Wall. This has a 90% chance of hitting the Wall. If it does hit, it will result in the Wall losing 1/8th of its maximum health every turn (125,000), with Abomasnow gaining the same amount at the same time. However, Abomasnow's maximum possible HP with maximum IV's and EV's is 384, so it would stay at that health.)

The Wall must now make a move. After the move, the Wall will lose 187500 health if Abomasnow is capable of fighting and the Leech Seed attack has hit. If it has fainted within this turn, or Leech Seed missed, it loses only 62,500 health from Hail, as there will be no pokemon to drain its health.



I will use a random number generator to obtain a number between 1 and 10. If the number is 2 or higher, the Leech Seed attack hits. If the number is 1, the attack misses.

I rolled a 3. The attack is successful.

 Spoiler

I will now start using the 6 pokemon team I prepared.

ZYXWVUT sent out Abomasnow.



Abomasnow's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall! (All non-ice types lose 1/16th of maximum health every turn. This would be calculated from the 1,000,000, resulting in 62,500 health lost every turn. "Turn" is defined as every update made by the person running the thread.)

The opponent, the Wall, will fight for itself. Because it is stationary, as stated by the thread starter; "Wall seems interested, then remembers it can't move."; it cannot be faster than Abomasnow. Abomasnow attacks first.

Abomasnow uses Leech Seed on the Wall. This has a 90% chance of hitting the Wall. If it does hit, it will result in the Wall losing 1/8th of its maximum health every turn (125,000), with Abomasnow gaining the same amount at the same time. However, Abomasnow's maximum possible HP with maximum IV's and EV's is 384, so it would stay at that health.)

The Wall must now make a move. After the move, the Wall will lose 187500 health if Abomasnow is capable of fighting and the Leech Seed attack has hit. If it has fainted within this turn, or Leech Seed missed, it loses only 62,500 health from Hail, as there will be no pokemon to drain its health.



I will use a random number generator to obtain a number between 1 and 10. If the number is 2 or higher, the Leech Seed attack hits. If the number is 1, the attack misses.

I rolled a 3. The attack is successful.

 Spoiler

Actually, the next Pokemon you send out will have the benefit of the seeds.
...and I feel at fire attack coming from the wall for some odd reason...

EDIT: awwwwwwight 300th post