Uh, today is my birthday.

Seriously.

Guys.

Portal. Stop it.

Yeah, this is supposed to be about a guy's B-day, stop with this stupid gaming sh'it!
Also
[01:59]<Infection>needs more corn in U_I's birthday thread in Funhouse
Delivered.

Seriously.

Guys.

Portal. Stop it.

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Happy Birtyday Dawg.

Don't encourage people to make their own birthday threads guys! Kind of sad.

its okay, i didnt make a birthday thread on my birthday either. I hated my last birthday... i turned 20 too...

Happy birthday.

Have fun.

<I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.>

<Oh, and it was my birthday too last Thursday. Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously, now.>

The last battle with GlaDos took me 2 tries the first time because I didn't know what the fuck to do until the 2nd time.

Happy birthday.

Uh, today is my birthday.
No jokes.

You're all getting AIDS today.