The calm before the storm

ITT: showboating, gloating, and wangst.

wtp

What you don't think I'm telling the truth?

what truth :f6:

ITT: showboating, gloating, and wangst.

Social pariahs like myself only have internet people to inform the goings-on of our lives with regards to events worthy of sharing. (Yes I am fully aware of the self-depreciating nature of this post but I'm used to taking shots at myself) Just because the events that go on with someone's life don't hold any real importance to you what right do you have to condescend to the things they have to say? What if the person wanted to express how they felt but weren't sure about how best to do so? And in this day and age where people use that inane "Twitter" bullsh'it for any asinine reason to let the entire world know that "OMG this guy in frnt of me ttly smelz like barf lol" who the hell do you think you are to call them out for being nothing but normal? (Yes this current generation is still f'ucking retarded but that's beside the point)
Good god man if it really didn't matter to you, that back button up in the corner of your browser should be paid more attention to.
inb4 u mad / any other "butthurt" jokes.

If that's some sorta thinly veiled insult it's a bad one. Duh.

This thread still makes no sense to me.

This thread still makes no sense to me.

Zelkova had sex with Delicae. What's hard to get about that?

Zelkova had sex with Delicae. What's hard to get about that?

We didn't have sex =/

Zelkova had sex with Delicae. What's hard to get about that?

She simply placed her mouth upon his throne.

She simply placed her mouth upon his throne.

No.

We didn't have sex =/

That's not what Keith bragged about.

That's not what Keith bragged about.

Enough.

Zelkova had sex with Delicae. What's hard to get about that?

No sex happened! pineapple off, will ya? Larka is a responsible young woman!

Enough.

You really can't tell people to stop making jokes after a thread like this.

No sex happened! pineapple off, will ya? Larka is a responsible young woman!

But you're not a responsible young woman. I know about your date rape drugs.

MFW I read the last eight posts



It was a bad idea to tell Southperry about your date. Now this thread is making progress.

pineapple this shit. Ray/XL/someone lock this thread, im done.

pineapple this shit. Ray/XL/someone lock this thread, im done.

Chill, man. It's just jokes. It's your fault, anywho.

BUT WHY

Now it's completely obvious they did have sex. Keith is trying to be a stand up fellow and is protecting her honor. Swell guy.

Chill, man. It's just jokes. It's your fault, anywho.

You took it too far.
I can't call you my friend anymore because you're threatening my integrity as a person. Funhaus or not, you don't do that to your FRIENDS.

Close this thread immediately.