Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

*fucking beats your little asian ass into a bloody pulp*

Oh fu'ck. -runs-

That's a little exaggerated. Three at most, average. But that's pretty much life after the age of 15 anyway. Everyone's got peen in their mouth.



And don't do it electronically unless you're eight and don't intend to do anything but giggle and tell people you've got a girlfriend when in reality the relationship is guaranteed to fail because you've already proven that you're incapable of behaving like a functional human being around her.

So Sarah, did you want to go out for coffee this Friday?

So Sarah, did you want to go out for coffee this Friday?

Got school, sorry. I'm sure Bacon would be obliged to take my place though.

Does no one else recognise this poor excuse for a 'holiday' as the waste of time it really is?

Does no one else recognise this poor excuse for a 'holiday' as the waste of time it really is?

Rick, you there?
See this thing you're doing here? Yeah?
This sort of pessimism isn't needed. It's obvious that the day's mostly just about Hallmark cards, chocolates, spending money, and guys trying to get laid with an excuse.

Rick, you there?
See this thing you're doing here? Yeah?
This sort of pessimism isn't needed. It's obvious that the day's mostly just about Hallmark cards, chocolates, spending money, and guys trying to get laid with an excuse.

Touchy Touchy. I plan on eating steak and lobster on this fine holiday tyvm. U jelly?

Touchy Touchy. I plan on eating steak and lobster on this fine holiday tyvm. U jelly?

Actually, yes.
I hope you choke on that lobster, lucky SOB. Never had it before, and now I can't. Goddamn allergy to shellfish.

Never had it before, and now I can't. Goddamn allergy to shellfish.

You have not, and will not live.

Unless they find a cure for your allergy.

Two words.

King Crab.

You have not, and will not live.

Unless they find a cure for your allergy.

According to family I could just take a benadryl or some sh'it before I try to eat one, but it's so f'ucking weak to be dependant on a goddamn pill just to f'ucking eat a lobster or a damn crab.

I'll give rose gift to my my valentine,a true symbol of love.The truth behind it to save some money.......

Rancho Cucamonga personal training

Hmm, I am considering going to work that day. It is expected that day work place will be busy so I got an offer to work that night, figures it would be a nice time to pick up some extra funds. Either that, or just go on with the many commitments I already have for Mondays.

I've eaten a King Crab before. It was delicious. I still prefer my Eels over everything else that's seafood though.

I'll give rose gift to my my valentine,a true symbol of love.The truth behind it to save some money.......

That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...

I've eaten a King Crab before. It was delicious. I still prefer my Eels over everything else that's seafood though.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS. And crab and raw salmon and cod. My favourite seafood. I don't like any other seafood though :3

That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...

Because that's not how men are.

Obviously, I'll be spending it... a l o n e .

That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...

Psh, real men gives their girlfriend a really cool looking and awesome gaming controller for their girlfriend's favorite console (whatever that may be). Unless she plays only handhelds, then the girl would be just like me.

>handhelds only

wat

Psh, real men gives their girlfriend a really cool looking and awesome gaming controller for their girlfriend's favorite console (whatever that may be). Unless she plays only handhelds, then the girl would be just like me.

>handhelds only

wat

"Baby I'll give you the best handheld there is in this world."

*wink*

"Baby I'll give you the best handheld there is in this world."

*wink*

ohohoho~