Valentines/Singles Awareness Day

Er, the dating part. The "don't go outside" part is them thinking I don't have street smarts.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN STREET EXPERIENCE IF I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE

Read Huckleberry Finn and then tell them you're ready for your grand adventure.

Ray, believe it or not, I had the same problem. Because of all the violence and super worry parents. You know how I stopped having that problem?

I got a girlfriend. Then, bam! Going to movies here, going to her house there, eating over there, visiting parks over here.

I'm not saying it'll work for you, but that's the only advice I can give you. Good luck!

His parents are super strict IIRC.

*growls*

DOWN BOY!
*squirts*

What kind of tradition is "don't go outside."

"You know son, we have a long history of not going outside. It's tradition. As a matter of fact, we tunneled here from [whichever-istan they're from]"

Maybe because of different cultural beliefs. I know parents that are more strict than mine, and they're Indians, or whatever. I can't really side with his parents though, because whenever I have children, I'd want them to go out of the house a bit, just so:

a) I can have a peaceful time at home with MAI (3D) WAIFU.
b) I can secretly watch anime.
c) They can see what reality is like.

Don't be silly, Rob. She's cheating on Zelkova for me.

(lol)

SHHHHHH

Sending someone a surprise
Surprise!

DDD

whenever I have children

I can have a peaceful time at home with MAI (3D) WAIFU.

lol

I guess the only way now is to threaten them.

Walk up to them and tell them you're going to ask a girl out, if they refuse, just tell them that you'll become gay. I'm sure they'll let you go out with the girl after that. : 3

I guess the only way now is to threaten them.

Walk up to them and tell them you're going to ask a girl out, if they refuse, just tell them that you'll become gay. I'm sure they'll let you go out with the girl after that. : 3

Some parents don't think rationally...

I guess the only way now is to threaten them.

Walk up to them and tell them you're going to ask a girl out, if they refuse, just tell them that you'll become gay. I'm sure they'll let you go out with the girl after that. : 3

Or they'll kill him.


Some cultures do that.

MAI (3D) WAIFU.

Don't use this word so loosely.

Or they'll kill him.


Some cultures do that.

I wouldn't be surprised, my parents are homophobic.

I wouldn't be surprised, my parents are homophobic.

what the hell is wrong with them?! sorry

Ok... new plan. Just show them this:

I wouldn't be surprised, my parents are homophobic.

Please tell me your parents are not more OLD-SCHOOL than mine. If this is the case, HOLY F`UCK.

SHHHHHH

I am sorry, honeypiewaffles. (Just because everything is better with waffles)

This is what awaits many Sp users on valentines day.

Please tell me your parents are not more OLD-SCHOOL than mine. If this is the case, HOLY F`UCK.

Do you think he's Asian? 'cause he's Muslim.

Please tell me your parents are not more OLD-SCHOOL than mine. If this is the case, HOLY F`UCK.




I am sorry, honeypiewaffles. (Just because everything is better with waffles)

Don't worry sweetie piewaffles, no one will know~

Do you think he's Asian? 'cause he's Muslim.

No, but I figured he wasn't white. Just my intuition. Glad I'm not wrong.

Don't worry sweetie piewaffles, no one will know~

PEEEEERRRRFEEEEECT, my pumpkin-piewaffles. <3 :3

Oh god, I am now hungry for some waffles. It's approaching 2 AM, soon. F`UCK. WATDO. I do not wish to drive to the grocery to make waffles. I only have pancake mix. Seriously. And.. I should go to sleep soon. F`uck this thread.

Goodniteguiz, and Larka, who's cheating on Keith. D'HOHOHOHO.

Goodniteguiz, and Larka, who's cheating on Keith. D'HOHOHOHO.

*frelcking beats your little asian ass into a bloody pulp*

*frelcking beats your little asian ass into a bloody pulp*

*frelcking beats your little asian ass into a bloody pulp*