The wall of bricks!!

Wall HP= 991,000

It was already at 901,000. Shouldn't it be at 891,000 now?

I hire more Taurospears to divert the butane mess away from us.

I construct a wrecking ball and a crane.

I use Mystic Door.

builds a wall around the camp.(wait another wall?)

And builds a giant turret with a lazer gun in the middle of the camp.
Im farin mah lazah :3

*sends out Ditto* Use Transform! *Ditto Copies the Wall and defends us from the mortar stuff*

Booyah.


I take pain killers as well. Dam that lightning. Please add a note that I'm fried. D;


EDIT: Okay, scratch the previous edit. The above answer of 891,000 HP is right. :X

*sends out Ditto* Use Transform! *Ditto Copies the Wall and defends us from the mortar stuff*

Booyah.


I take pain killers as well. Dam that lightning. Please add a note that I'm fried. D;

-Bites- Crispy.

I am not food! D: The dang Stormbreakers attacked me and didn't kill me. D:

Wait, why do we need protection again?

Wait, why do we need protection again?

Because we can, and it's free.

Well.. fine. I give the wall an infraction for being mean. :<

If that doesn't work, I summon Gigantuar, who uses "10,000 Needles?".
(9,999 damage regardless of defense, HP, boss status, etc.)

Because we can, and it's free.

lol

zaps the wall with mah lazah, but burns a hole in the haunted masion while at it -.-

Now that the Stormbreaker's gone, I use a reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally long paintbrush and draw a happy face on the wall.
You manage to paint the eyes before the brush is burned.

I throw my skip-it and cotton candy at the wall.
They bounce off harmlessly. It's not that easy, you know.

*shoots wall with 7 rocket launcher shots* Hahaha!
Only the rockets do any damage, but they do significant damage. (-60k)

I build a spawning pool, hydralisk den, queen's nest, and a spire.
I spawn mutralisks (flying zerg monsters) from the lair.
I use the mutralisks to attack.
Done, done, and done. The mutralisks do some damage. (-50)

Go Magikarp! Use a hyperbeam! >=)
Magikarp phails. fail fail fail

I get 500,000 People to start throwing rocks, hammers, axes and grenades at the wall.
Only the grenades do damage. (-1k)

It was already at 901,000. Shouldn't it be at 891,000 now?
Yes. I'm smoking again, eh? ._.

I hire more Taurospears to divert the butane mess away from us.
I construct a wrecking ball and a crane.
Taruospears help to divert it. It's still there, though.
Wrecking Ball and Crane partially built.

I use Mystic Door.
You door to here. This is the only place in Nowhere.

builds a wall around the camp.(wait another wall?)
A OK.

And builds a giant turret with a lazer gun in the middle of the camp.
You start building a giant turret with a lazer in the middle.

*sends out Ditto* Use Transform! *Ditto Copies the Wall and defends us from the mortar stuff*
Ditto can only transform into a normal wall, kk?

If that doesn't work, I summon Gigantuar, who uses "10,000 Needles?".
(9,999 damage regardless of defense, HP, boss status, etc.)
-9999HP. Gigantuar disappears immediately.

zaps the wall with mah lazah, but burns a hole in the haunted masion while at it -.-
We long since moved away from the Phantom Forest. lazer does 100 damage.
(lit. resistant)

~My machine continues working, but who knows how long that will last?
~Wall fires a shoop-da-woop, KOing Ditto and blasting a hole in the second wall.

Wall HP= 820,850
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nowhere. dfehrfbsbja.
~The wall is 8x its original thickness. The mortar has been weakened, lowering its Def.
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire/ has molten glass, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby. It is being drained into our area.
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
~The wall has been struck with a lightning zapper, making it lit resistant.
~A red target painted with paintballs adorns the front of the wall. Two eyes are also painted.
~A second wall is built around the camp. It has a gaping hole in the front.
Everyone: A Zergling evolution chamber, lair with "upgrades", spawning pool, hydralisk den, queen's nest, and a spire.
Alloy: Skill 'Improvability Drive'
randompeep:a mysterious machine
Milelke:an invincible drainer.
ablu2:a rocket launcher
Dusk: Taurospears diverting the spilt butane, partial wrecking ball, partial crane.
Erich: one giant lazer
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: Alloy

FALCO PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH
*puts more bricks on it* Recovery = +10000

That is it wall, we are through, I can't have you holding me back anymore. Out of anger, I through the ring into the moat.

Now that I am no longer tied down to one inanimate object, I shall begin reconstructing the rip-tide project in order to resurrect the once nearly extinct species, slivers (a group of hive dwelling creatures, living under the common control of one queen and sharing different, unique traits telepathically when near one-another). So yeah, if that works out, we are all pretty much fucked... just like in the MTG novels (onslaught cycle).

That is it wall, we are through, I can't have you holding me back anymore. Out of anger, I through the ring into the moat.

Now that I am no longer tied down to one inanimate object, I shall begin reconstructing the rip-tide project in order to resurrect the once nearly extinct species, slivers (a group of hive dwelling creatures, living under the common control of one queen and sharing different, unique traits telepathically when near one-another). So yeah, if that works out, we are all pretty much pineappleed... just like in the MTG novels (onslaught cycle).

*plays wedding mu--* Wait, what?

I walk around the moat and take a screenshot of the far side of the wall.

*plays wedding mu--* Wait, what?

That's right, I am no longer interested in the wall... but maybe... hey Peep. XD

I complete my wrecking ball and crane and set to work demolishing the wall. This is a really long crane, it should reach over the moat.

FALCO PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH
-1k HP. What else can I say?

*puts more bricks on it* Recovery = +10000
Wow, you repaired the wall when it's weak...

I shall begin reconstructing the rip-tide project in order to resurrect the once nearly extinct species, slivers...
They all die. Nowhere isn't exactly prime breeding grounds, ya know.

I walk around the moat and take a screenshot of the far side of the wall.
Granted. It's blank, and looks exactly like the other side once did. You dodge an enormous brick hurled by the wall.

That's right, I am no longer interested in the wall... but maybe... hey Meep. XD
huh?... you're talking to me? If not, disregard the next sentence. If you are, ...
um, I'm a boy. O_O Don't worry, it's one of my best kept secrets. :/

~Machine keeps working...
~Wall drops enormous bricks on the lazer and wrecking ball. Its shoop-da-whoop obliterated the Taurospears.
~Moat's poison has run out.

Wall HP= 829,850
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nowhere. dfehrfbsbja.
~The wall is 8x its original thickness. The mortar has been weakened, lowering its Def.
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire/ has molten glass. It is being drained into our area.
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
~The wall has been struck with a lightning zapper, making it lit resistant.
~A red target painted with paintballs adorns the front of the wall. Two eyes are also painted.
~A second wall is built around the camp. It has a gaping hole in the front.
Everyone: A Zergling evolution chamber, lair with "upgrades", spawning pool, hydralisk den, queen's nest, and a spire.
Alloy: Skill 'Improvability Drive'
randompeep:a mysterious machine
Milelke:an invincible drainer.
ablu2:a rocket launcher
Dusk: Taurospears diverting the spilt butane, partial crane, a pic of the wall's far side.
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: Alloy

Don't expect another post till this time tomorrow.

Okay, fine, if my slivers have dies off, and everything else I've planned is a flop than all I can say is... WHO WANTS SOME CAPTAIN MORGAN? ME, I grab a bottle of Captain Morgan.

*Goes bankai*