The wall of bricks!!

Foul! We established like 4 pages back that the wall doesn't drink!


And...I cast an all purpose reflective barrier around myself. Anything that hits the barrier is reflected the opposite way and does twice the damage that it normally does.

Before she says it: Your barrier breaks, because it somehow hit itself.


ALSO! My erosion should start taking affect .

Didn't you say the wall can't drink anything?
Yes I did, but that was before Alloy's ult gave it life. Don't try poisoning, still doesn't work.

Didn't you say the wall can't drink anything?
Yes I did, but that was before Alloy's ult gave it life. Don't try poisoning, still doesn't work.

So does that mean I can now feed it Vitamin D-fortified reduced-fat milk?

^
Yes you can, if the Stormbreaker permits you.

And...I cast an all purpose reflective barrier around myself. Anything that hits the barrier is reflected the opposite way and does twice the damage that it normally does.

That skill is reserved for me, wobbufet.

I hypnotize all Stormbreakers and tell them to attack all Stormbreakers. If there is only one Stormbreaker left, it suicides by ramming into the wall.

pineapple, who divided by zero?
Ok, if I still have my Necronomicon then I'd like to use the descending node and call back my horror.
(OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO)
In any case, this is just silly. I use a return scroll and ban the wall.

pineapple, who divided by zero?

Ben. *runs and hides*

Okay then. I !summon the Antellion.
Due to its relation to the fabric of time and space, the real Antellion can't be moved here. You have been refunded with a hoax Antellion, that looks real, but has no powers.

Didn't you say the wall can't drink anything?
Answered in another post.

I use my "Deprove Hp Skill" doesn't actually hurt the wall just decreases its Max Hp by a multiple of 100000.
Wall dispells this buff. Wall remains weakened.(Wall HP= 900000)

i also fix my drainer and attempt to drain the moat again.
Drainer sputters, then starts draining the butane/ molten glass . Too bad that it's flowing into our camp. >.>

And...I cast an all purpose reflective barrier around myself. Anything that hits the barrier is reflected the opposite way and does twice the damage that it normally does.
Last Stormbreaker gets a lit shot in before you put it up. The lightning rebounds, frying you until you give up. You gave up before you died.

ALSO! My erosion should start taking affect .
Nowhere is timeless. Also, there is no rain or wind to erode anything.

So does that mean I can now feed it Vitamin D-fortified reduced-fat milk?
The Stormbreaker permits you. The Vit. D boosts the wall's health slightly. (+1000)

That skill is reserved for me, wobbufet.
No, it isn't. But considering, you seem to be much better off.

I hypnotize all Stormbreakers and tell them to attack all Stormbreakers. If there is only one Stormbreaker left, it suicides by ramming into the wall.
1. The Stormbreaker can't suicide by running into the wall. 2. Neither takes any damage.
It shakes off the hypnotic stare and is trying to shoot you with lit. They mostly missed.

I use a return scroll and ban the wall.
1. You return to here. 2. Since the wall is a boss, it cannot be banned.

Stormbreaker=2000
Wall HP= 901,000
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nowhere. dfehrfbsbja.
~The wall is 10x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef, mdef, and avoid)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire/ has molten glass, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby. It is being drained into our area.
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
~The wall has been struck with a lightning zapper, making it lit resistant.
~A red target painted with paintballs adorns the front of the wall.
Everyone: A Zergling evolution chamber and lair with "upgrades"
Alloy: Skill 'Improvability Drive'
randompeep:a mysterious machine
Milelke:an invincible drainer.
ablu2:a rocket launcher
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: Alloy

I take the "f" out of the wall's "life" to turn it into a "lie".

Oh hey, My skill isn't really random, it's just wall thickening :p
It's called Improvability Drive. It can't drop an anvil on the wall, by definition. Def buffs and Hp increases are the only effects that normally would come out of it. You yourself wanted me to be creative, so I gave the wall life.

Actually, the definition is:

"Anything could happen, with anything involved. You decide."

Anything involved meant anything, like anvils, ships, planes, hammers, monsters, buffs, little mammals, Wireless routers, phantom dolphins, or anything.

You, of course, could decide between that, but seeing as I'm not getting the result I thought of, I'm leaving, no hard feelings! Because, let's be honest, thickening the wall over and over (along with buffs) isn't creative. Even if it was unthickening it, or debuffing.

Well, have fun!

Ok, I drew what is going on:

 Spoiler

Ok, basically if you don't fix the orange part from spilling into the green zone, we all die. And yes, I will declare the wall the winner if we are all dead, because if we're dead here, there is nothing we can do.

~Fiddle with the machine,
it sputters smoke. Not now!

@Alloy: If it were named, say, Roulette, I would have taken a die and rolled it to figure what it would have done. You chose to name it Improvability Drive, and as an ult (as you listed it in the first post) can only be used on an enemy, the wall can only gain buffs, increases, etc.

Improve-make better. So, that's what I took.

I poke Alloy while he is in his spirit form.

*shoots the wall with rocket launcher* *Drains the orange stuff using a tube making it go to the wall* I mean business!

~Machine hums to life, weakening the mortar of the wall.
Finally, its intended use!

I've decided to go easy with you. Take it and run before I change my mind!

*shoots the wall with rocket launcher* *Drains the orange stuff using a tube making it go to the wall* I mean business!
Stormbreaker blocks shot, dying in the process. Collateral damage damages the wall, and weakened mortar significantly helped. (-10000) The tube melts. The drainer breaks down.

Wall HP= 991,000
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nowhere. dfehrfbsbja.
~The wall is 9x its original thickness. The mortar has been weakened, lowering its Def.
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire/ has molten glass, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby. It is being drained into our area.
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
~The wall has been struck with a lightning zapper, making it lit resistant.
~A red target painted with paintballs adorns the front of the wall.
Everyone: A Zergling evolution chamber and lair with "upgrades"
Alloy: Skill 'Improvability Drive'
randompeep:a mysterious machine
Milelke:an invincible drainer.
ablu2:a rocket launcher
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: Alloy

Now that the Stormbreaker's gone, I use a reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally long paintbrush and draw a happy face on the wall.

I throw my skip-it and cotton candy at the wall.

again

*shoots wall with 7 rocket launcher shots* Hahaha!

I build a spawning pool, hydralisk den, queen's nest, and a spire.

I spawn mutralisks (flying zerg monsters) from the lair.

I use the mutralisks to attack.

Go Magikarp! Use a hyperbeam! >=)

*wait for it...*
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Fat bunny squash >=o

I get 500,000 People to start throwing rocks, hammers, axes and grenades at the wall.