The wall of bricks!!

Ah shoot, there goes my hydralisk den.
The upgrades upgrade the zerlings and hydralisks/etc. Think of it as an attack workglove on them .
I spawn 10 zerglings on a suicide mission to detonate all of the bombs except the large, immobile, pap bomb.

I touch the pap bomb thing.

I just imagine the Egg Viper song from Sonic Adventure 1 playing throughout this. (That's how old my console is.

I kill Alloy. What the pineapple, man.

The evolution chamber is basically a research facility to improve the Zerg units. They actually come out of a hatchery/Lair.

Edit: Might as well act again. I cast Amplify Damage on the wall (it should take 2x damage from all attacks now) and I activate randompeep's mysterious machine.

I recreate the Antellion and allow its use to the public.

I activate the ring of destruction on the wall

i clone the now recreated antellion, and use the powers of my ridleys stone to ask ridley WHAT THE pineapple I DO WITH IT

hmm..am I alive yet :O

I use a paint gun to paint a red target on the wall and take out my rocket launcher.

Oh hey, My skill isn't really random, it's just wall thickening :p

I refuse to continue this nonsense. *fades away*

Immediately after Tremulant hitting the giant pap bomb I activate my reflect. Dusk, Baklava and Rayquaza manage to hide behind me.

I bring the wall's HP down to 1.

I throw a fucking stick at the wall.

i do....nothing

i use heavens hammer on it =D

I spawn 10 zerglings on a suicide mission to detonate all of the bombs except the large, immobile, pap bomb.
Ok. There's more than 10 bombs, though. :p

I touch the pap bomb thing.
Perv. jk. Ok really, the bomb starts to explode...

I kill Alloy. What the pineapple, man.
Whatever he wanted. I started with an easy wall, but now it's a standard wall.
(Spirit +1)

Edit: Might as well act again. I cast Amplify Damage on the wall (it should take 2x damage from all attacks now) and I activate randompeep's mysterious machine.
The wall, since it is a boss, cannot gain a debuff like that. The machine contains some of the large explosion. However, a small bomb was within the range of the explosion, and since it was close enough to another one, a chain reaction was set that all the small bombs blew up, damaging the Zerg nest in the process.

I recreate the Antellion and allow its use to the public.
It's impossible to do that without any materials.

I activate the ring of destruction on the wall
The wall uses Raigeki, a lit. strike that destroys everything on the opponent's field. Be grateful I leave you the machine and Zerg nest.

hmm..am I alive yet :O
You've been alive.

I use a paint gun to paint a red target on the wall and take out my rocket launcher.
A red target was painted on the wall.

Oh hey, My skill isn't really random, it's just wall thickening :p
It's called Improvability Drive. It can't drop an anvil on the wall, by definition. Def buffs and Hp increases are the only effects that normally would come out of it. You yourself wanted me to be creative, so I gave the wall life.

Immediately after Tremulant hitting the giant pap bomb I activate my reflect. Dusk, Baklava and Rayquaza manage to hide behind me.
You are completely protected from the blasts.

I bring the wall's HP down to 1.
Wall drinks a Power Elixir.

I throw a pineappleing stick at the wall.
Your stick is thrown over the wall.

i use heavens hammer on it =D
Stormbreakers block your hammer. Two more are killed.

Stormbreakers=2000
Wall HP= 1,000,000
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Nowhere. dfehrfbsbja.
~The wall is 10x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef, mdef, and avoid)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire/ has molten glass, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-immune.
~The wall has been struck with a lightning zapper, making it lit resistant.
~A red target painted with paintballs adorns the front of the wall.
Everyone: A Zergling evolution chamber and lair with "upgrades"
Alloy: Skill 'Improvability Drive'
randompeep:a mysterious machine
Milelke:an invincible, malfunctioning drainer.
ablu2:a rocket launcher
Misc.:
a spirit may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.
Spirits: Alloy

Okay then.

I !summon the Antellion.

I bring the wall's HP down to 1.
Wall drinks a Power Elixir.

Didn't you say the wall can't drink anything?

I use my "Deprove Hp Skill" doesn't actually hurt the wall just decreases its Max Hp by a multiple of 100000

i also fix my drainer and attempt to drain the moat again.

I bring the wall's HP down to 1.
Wall drinks a Power Elixir.

Foul! We established like 4 pages back that the wall doesn't drink!


And...I cast an all purpose reflective barrier around myself. Anything that hits the barrier is reflected the opposite way and does twice the damage that it normally does.