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YES! Been trying to remember this site!
http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/
Let the quotasmathon begin!!!!!
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I wonder if Martin Luther King ever had a wet dream? If so, I wanna hear about THAT one.” I totally question his priorities as well.
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Girls... above... me?
Do they have miniskirts? Cuz, if I look up and see girls above me, they gotta at least have miniskirts.
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Random_Overlord Wrote:Girls... above... me?
Do they have miniskirts? Cuz, if I look up and see girls above me, they gotta at least have miniskirts.
Nope, but they have this;
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I had a nightmare that I was getting raped but he couldn’t get it up. It was scary but super offensive.” I wanna feel bad for you.
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Man, I WANT to believe that these are true, so badly.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
I changed my wireless name from ‘JonStamosCondo’ to ‘GerardButlerPad.’ “Do you think he bought it from Stamos? Hottest sale ever!
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Last night was legendary, best sex ever!” I know! We orgasmed at the same time! Only difference is you had someone else with you.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.
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OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?!
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Who the F### says these things?
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Random_Overlord Wrote:Who the F### says these things?
The kind of girls who do this
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Dear Girls Above Me,
I’m sorry you’re still coughing, but that’s what happens when you bet each other you can’t “breathe and swallow” at the same time.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“All I want in life is a strand of Justin Timberlake’s hair so I can make his babies.” DNA doesn’t produce children.
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Wut
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“The rain is like two swords; it makes my nipples look great, but it also makes my hair look like death.” Double edged sword?
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Just FYI most of these are made up.
Didn't even look at the site. They're all made up. I thought it was like TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT which is 90% fake
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Sarah Wrote:Just FYI most of these are made up.
Didn't even look at the site. They're all made up. I thought it was like TEXTSFROMLASTNIGHT which is 90% fake
Its possible, but why shatter the illusion that no one cares about?
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I expected grills for some reason
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Mike Wrote:I expected grills for some reason
Today, you are my hero.
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Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Its possible, but why shatter the illusion that no one cares about?
Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.
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Sarah Wrote:Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.
Only to those who lack the mental capacity to see someone in their mind saying that.
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Sarah Wrote:Because dumb quotes are only funny when they're real.
I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!
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Zelkova Wrote:I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!
Agreed.
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Zelkova Wrote:I feel like im going to pull the wool off from over your eyes, but OVER HALF THE INTERNET IS FAKE!
Over half of the internet is tainted by porn ads.
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