The wall of bricks!!

uses my future-bishop's ult

I shoot this guy in the face.

I shoot this guy in the face.

what does that do -_-

what does that do -_-

Keeps you from making another action like that, I suppose.

In any case, I also buy the wall the finest bottle of...

 Spoiler

scotch

...available.

I activate max drain skill and spam triple throw

uses my future-bishop's ult
Since you are not a bishop, no ult for you.

I stick pink Post-its on the wall, reminding me to break it down later.
Done.

I use my 1337 triple throw with shadow partner and crystal ilbis, equipped with a nice Maple Skanda on my pure luck nightlord on the wall
Due to the wall's sturdy nature, your 3 stars do little.

I throw an Olympic-sized pool's worth of lighter butane on the wall.
It flows off the wall and into the moat.

I call upon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the wall down.
He manages to dislodge a few bricks, but kicking steel pwns his foot, and breaks it. Also, he catches lymphoma from the Francium's radiation.
(-10 HP)

Truly and honestly believe that the wall is not there, and it will cease to exist.
Keep wishing.

I shoot this guy in the face.
Ok. erich can still carry out plots in spirit form, should he be able to think of one that can get around not being able to grab anything.

Wall HP= 149,990
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments.
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~Pink Post-its are on the wall, reminding Blankout to break down the wall.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.

I build a tunnel under the wall. Begin the underground assault!

I introduce the wall to heroin.

I call upon god to pwn that wall XD

I kindly ask Randompeep to remove the wall.

I secret slip a roofy into the walls drink to try and "advance" things.

I build a tunnel under the wall. Begin the underground assault!
Your tunnel caves in, and the moat floods it.

I introduce the wall to heroin.
The wall can't use heroin, so you irradiated yourself for nothing.

I call upon god to pwn that wall XD
Jesus intervenes and stops god. He hangs a cross on the wall. This cross gives further magic def (+300). In the process, everyone and everything is moved to a divine cloud.

I kindly ask Randompeep to remove the wall.
Your request has been noted and unduly ignored. Thank you for the feedback.

I secret slip a roofy into the walls drink to try and "advance" things.
... and since when does the wall drink? You do succeed in poisoning the cloud, though. The cloud starts falling. >.>

z0mgc00k13's pokemon has fainted b/c of the poisoned cloud and returned to the poke ball.

Wall HP= 149,990
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~Everyone is standing on a divine cloud high above the start point. (Never mind you can't stand on a real cloud) This cloud has been poisoned and is crashing to the ground.
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. This moat is also poisoned.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~Pink Post-its are on the wall, reminding Blankout to break down the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall.(Mdef +300)
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break. This pokemon has fainted
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.

Phew, I almost forgot. Thank God for Post-its!

Post-its crossed out on above post.

I send a nuclear bomb, blast radius eight miles.
This is a fun game.

I feed the wall Vitamin-D fortified reduced-fat milk, so it can grow up big and strong, just like its father.

I send a nuclear bomb, blast radius eight miles.

You miss by nine miles.

I soak the wall with a firehose.

I asked the wall to make babies with me.

Also, yeah, expect more weird comments like this from me.

I construct the Fantastic Contraption glitch and throw it at the wall.

I play chess with the wall.

I send a nuclear bomb, blast radius eight miles
Good job, you figured out how to fire a nuke.

I feed the wall Vitamin-D fortified reduced-fat milk, so it can grow up big and strong, just like its father.
*sigh* The wall does not drink! Its "father" was much stronger, though. (1mil HP!)

You miss by nine miles. I soak the wall with a firehose
You don't make reactions, only I can do that! Good job, you hosed the wall down. (Wall is fire-resistant)

I asked the wall to make babies with me
The wall rejected you. xP

I construct the Fantastic Contraption glitch and throw it at the wall.
It flys over the wall, clipping the top left corner. (-50 HP)

I play chess with the wall.
You play chess, but you get bored because there is no second move.

My turn:
I shoot a fire arrow into the moat, setting it on fire. The wall, since it is fire resistant, takes no damage.

The poisoned cloud crashes into the ground. However, nothing happened to the wall or moat.
Wall HP= 149,940
Other characters, effects, and objects:
~The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments. (+200 wdef and mdef)
~A moat filled with butane surrounds the wall. The moat is on fire, spreading aerosol poison to those who come nearby.
~The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
~A cross is hanging on the wall. Its powerful enchantments protect the wall. (Mdef +300)
~The wall has been hosed down and is fire-resistant.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
Berserker101: 1 bottle of the finest scotch
Misc.:
erich is a spirit (like MS). He may not grab anything, and is immobile, but can otherwise participate.