The wall of bricks!!

Ok, first off, if you're from MT, you know how this works. (I remember this thread fondly. The only Spammers' Central thread I still remember, and it's dead. )

For those of you who aren't, here's the crash course:

There is a brick wall looming over the Funhouse. You are to destroy it in any way possible.

Instructions from Kraix, original builder of the wall:
Your goal is to destroy the brick wall. The wall is incredibly strong; stronger than any other brick wall. You can try to do anything to it, but things won't always go as planned. You may post only actions; the decision of the results is my domain.

Your posts:

Action (no spam, plz?)

My posts work like this:

Action
Result
...

Wall HP= ???
Other characters, effects, and objects:
...

I will try to post as often as needed, but we'll see...

Alright then, I'll start off easy:
HP: 100,000

OK THEN! I grab a Golden hammer, (yes, from Smash Bros) And proceed to hit the wall, with that catchy tune on the background.

I grab a Golden hammer, (yes, from Smash Bros) And proceed to hit the wall
It makes a slight dent in the wall.

Wall HP= 999,999 99,999
Other characters, effects, and objects:
Alloy: Golden Hammer

Ok, next time won't be so easy.

I grab a Golden hammer, (yes, from Smash Bros) And proceed to hit the wall
It makes a slight dent in the wall.

Wall HP= 999,999
Other characters, effects, and objects:
Alloy: Golden Hammer

Ok, next time won't be so easy.

how did it go from 100,000 to 999,999?

Agh, I'm used to the original's 1,000,000 HP.

I do 50 powerstrikes to the wall, dealing 99,999 damage.
This is a clever disguised 100,000 post thread peep

I do 50 powerstrikes to the wall, dealing 99,999 damage
(In chatbox) Since you have no weapon, you cannot attack.

Wall HP: 99,999
Other characters, effects, and objects:
Alloy: Golden Hammer

This was a real topic in MT. I'd love to see it come down.
Going away for a little while. I'm not supposed to post like this anyway.

I USE MY ULTIMATE!

IMPROVABILITY DRIVE!

Anything could happen, with anything involved. You decide.

See what you've done now!

99,999 HP to 200,000 Hp


I use EROSION

*insert a pokemon that noes brick break* USE BRICK BREAK

I USE MY ULTIMATE! IMPROVABILITY DRIVE!
Good job, the wall has gained 500001 health, +200 wep and mag def, and a moat.

I use EROSION
Ok, but we don't have that kind of time.

*insert a pokemon that noes brick break* USE BRICK BREAK
The pokemon uses Brick Break. Unfortunately, not on any brick in the wall.

Wall HP: 150,000
Other characters, effects, and objects:
The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments.
An empty moat surrounds the wall.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break

Note: You don't always have to post attacks. You can post prep stuff.
ie I start building a(n) _____.

I coat the wall with Cs and Fr.

I coat the wall with Cs and Fr.
(Since I won't bother to look it up later, I better answer this now.) The Cs explodes before it reaches the wall. Luckily you dropped it in the moat. Fr's radioactivity does not affect the wall.

Wall HP: 150,000
Other characters, effects, and objects:
The wall is 1.5x its original thickness and has been reinforced with steel and magic enchantments.
An empty moat surrounds the wall.
The wall is coated with Francium. It's radioactive, but that does not affect the wall.
Alloy: Golden Hammer, Skill 'Improvability Drive'
z0mgc00k13: a pokemon with brick break

uses my future-bishop's ult

I stick pink Post-its on the wall, reminding me to break it down later.

I use my 1337 triple throw with shadow partner and crystal ilbis, equipped with a nice Maple Skanda on my pure luck nightlord on the wall while saying

CC PLOX

I throw an Olympic-sized pool's worth of lighter butane on the wall.

I call upon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the wall down.



Can't wait to see how you get around this one.

I take the wall out for a nice date to see if it will loosen up .

Truly and honestly believe that the wall is not there, and it will cease to exist.