Connect a Southperrian to a fictional character.

DualReaver is motherfucking Luigi. Yeah.

Kurtle is like the sister from Even Stevens.
Mute is like the brother.
Sarah's got a bit of Senjogahara in her.
Ayako's like Hachikuji.

And I can't thing of anyone great, but I want to compare someone to Wilson of Home Improvement. Any suggestions?

DualReaver is motherpineappleing Weegee. Yeah.

Sarah's got a bit of Senjogahara in her.

Wait, Sarah's a yandere?

こんばんは、私はLokiである。 私は無秩序の神である。 私に花がある。 それをくんくんかぎたいと思いなさいか。

Stop putting 私 at the start of every sentence. Japanese doesn't work like English, it makes you sound like a pompous prick if you keep using "I" at the start of every sentence, like you put so much importance in yourself.

If it's obvious you're talking about yourself, you don't need to make it known you're talking about yourself. Japanese is a very contextual language, there's no need to be so specific on things. Probably one of the first mistakes English speakers make when trying to talk to someone in Japanese, they stress "I" so much that it's annoying to the listener because it just comes off wrong with such self importance.

Wait, Sarah's a yandere?

Sarah's tsundere.

Wait, Sarah's a yandere?

Not full-blown. She just sort of came to mind. A bit of a cold likability.

Sarah's tsundere.

She's a yangire.

Stop putting 私 at the start of every sentence. Japanese doesn't work like English, it makes you sound like a pompous prick if you keep using "I" at the start of every sentence, like you put so much importance in yourself.

If it's obvious you're talking about yourself, you don't need to make it known you're talking about yourself. Japanese is a very contextual language, there's no need to be so specific on things. Probably one of the first mistakes English speakers make when trying to talk to someone in Japanese, they stress "I" so much that it's annoying to the listener because it just comes off wrong with such self importance.


Sarah's tsundere.

I'm pretty sure he was using Google Translators or something equally horrible. As far as I'm aware, Stephen only speaks that horrible abomination of a language called French.

Stop putting 私 at the start of every sentence. Japanese doesn't work like English, it makes you sound like a pompous prick if you keep using "I" at the start of every sentence, like you put so much importance in yourself.

If it's obvious you're talking about yourself, you don't need to make it known you're talking about yourself. Japanese is a very contextual language, there's no need to be so specific on things. Probably one of the first mistakes English speakers make when trying to talk to someone in Japanese, they stress "I" so much that it's annoying to the listener because it just comes off wrong with such self importance.



Sarah's tsundere.

supbro.

>Mute
>Japanese

Definitely translator.

I'm pretty sure he was using Google Translators or something equally horrible. As far as I'm aware, Stephen only speaks that horrible abomination of a language called French.

I used this: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt
still found it from google so yeah.

and F'uck the french language.

Gregor Samsa = Mute

Humbert Humbert = Mute

Humbert Humbert = Mute

I'm sorry. My comparison was actually serious.

I'm sorry. My comparison was actually serious.

My comparison was to piss him off. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 Wikipedia

Gregor Samsa is a fictional character in The Metamorphosis, a novella by Franz Kafka, who tries to live his life after having been transformed into a 'monstrous insect/vermin.' He is a travelling salesman who provides for his entire family.

What?

Humbert Humbert = Mute

I'll text you know who and tell them you know what.

If you can't read the book, at least read the entire wikipedia entry.

Gonna stop before I go into full blown conceited asshat mode.

If you can't read the book, at least read the entire wikipedia entry.

Sadly, that was the extent of the Wikipedia entries information.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Samsa

unless you are talking about the band....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Samsa_(band)

I'll text you know who and tell them you know what.

Im curious about your threat. What could you possibly be nudging at?

Gregor Samsa awakes one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed from a human into a bug. Rather than lament his transformation, Gregor worries about how he will get to his job as a traveling salesman; Gregor is the sole financial provider for his parents and sister, Grete, and their comfort is dependent on his ability to work. When Gregor's supervisor arrives at the house and demands Gregor come out of his room, Gregor manages to roll out of bed and unlock his door. His appearance horrifies his family and supervisor; his supervisor flees and Gregor attempts to chase after him, but his family shoos him back into his room. Grete attempts to care for her brother by providing him with milk and the stale, rotten food he now prefers. Gregor also develops the fears of an insect, being effectively shooed away by hissing voices and stamping feet. However, Gregor remains a devoted son, and takes to hiding beneath a sofa whenever someone enters his room in order to shield them from his insect form. When alone, he amuses himself by looking out of his window and crawling up the walls and on the ceiling.

No longer able to rely on Gregor's income, the other family members are forced to take on jobs and Grete's caretaking deteriorates. One day, when Gregor emerges from his room, his father chases him around the dining room table and pelts him with apples. One of the apples becomes embedded in his back, causing an infection. Because of his infection and his hunger, Gregor is soon barely able to move at all. Later, his parents take in lodgers and use Gregor's room as a dumping area for unwanted objects. Gregor becomes dirty, covered in dust and old bits of rotten food. One day, Gregor hears Grete playing her violin to entertain the lodgers. Gregor is attracted to the music, and slowly walks into the dining room despite himself, entertaining a fantasy of getting his beloved sister to join him in his room and play her violin for him. The lodgers see him and give notice, refusing to pay the rent they owe, even threatening to sue the family for harboring him while they stayed there. Grete determines that the monstrous insect is no longer Gregor, since Gregor would have left them out of love and taken their burden away, and claims that they must get rid of it. Gregor retreats to his room and collapses, finally succumbing to his wounds and starvation.

The point of view shifts as, upon discovery of the corpse, the family feels a slight burden has been lifted from them, and start planning for the future. The family discovers that they can take a smaller flat. The drawn-out process of forgetting Gregor and shutting him from their lives is quickly completed. The tale concludes with the mother and father proudly taking note of Grete's new womanhood and development.

Sadly, that was the extent of the Wikipedia entries information.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Samsa

unless you are talking about the band....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Samsa_(band)




Im curious about your threat. What could you possibly be nudging at?

That girl obsessed with pink. Whatsherface.
That thing you did last summer.

Swerve that is morbidly reversely accurate. o-o