IAMA Aussie

I live in the future and ride kangaroos to work ama!

also new years in 4 min. k thanks going to get a beer.

Yep

Happy new year.

WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING LOCKED I WILL TELL YOU TO WITH IN 99.8 ACCURACY AND TRUTH!

WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING LOCKED I WILL TELL YOU TO WITH IN 99.8 ACCURACY AND TRUTH!

WHY OF COURSE KIND SIR.
HOW WAS YOUR NEW YEARS PARTY?

SOK, MY ROOM MATE HAS ALL HER GIRLFRIENDS (in the friend sense) OVER JUST POPPED SOME CHAMPAIGN, AND NOW IM DRINKING BEERS AND TALKING TO BACON ABOUT THE ALIENS THAT JUST LANDED IN AUS. 2011 IS GOING TO BE A GOOD YEAR!.

I envy you.

Why?

because you're already getting wasted on new years with girls and I'm sitting here bored at 12 PM on the 31st

I think you have it the wrong way. im haggin with bacon on maple...Im too old to be getting wasted and a great majority of the girls in the next room are lesbians.

also my dog is freaked out by the fireworks and is hiding under my legs, also its fucking hot. 104 F atm

IT'S WINTER.

Psh. its pineappleing hot and all the spiders are coming out to play.

Im going to bed, but feel free to post questions and i will answer them tomorrow.

Also i will post my spider chart that was handed down from my father to me and from his father to him.

I think you have it the wrong way. im haggin with bacon on maple...Im too old to be getting wasted and a great majority of the girls in the next room are lesbians.

also my dog is freaked out by the fireworks and is hiding under my legs, also its fucking hot. 104 F atm

You're sad Josh. A sad man.

What are you? 20-21?

Also, is hot as f'uck here too. Like 32ºC

You're sad Josh. A sad man.

What are you? 20-21?

Also, is hot as f'uck here too. Like 32ºC

I believe 30-41 maybe slightly older.

I believe 30-41 maybe slightly older.

I believe 40-51 maybe slightly older.

I believe 40-51 maybe slightly older.

I think you're right maybe slightly older.

cammon guys you all know im 60.

are canakandroos pets ?

So.. how's the future?

Kangaroos are like lions in Australia.

They BOX.